[Rhodes22-list] joke
Sam at RR
rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org
Mon, 19 Aug 2002 17:15:10 -0400
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Marc take a look at Rocky Fork lake up in Highland County. It's a =
fairly big lake, right near Hillsboro. Take Rt. 52 straight out. It is =
a State lake, serves as an impoundment for the Ohio River. Docks are =
fairly reasonable. We sail from May to the end of Sept. You can launch =
any time after April 1st. and must be out by Oct. 1st. The place is =
patrolled by park rangers, and local sheriffs deputies. The sailing =
club (Rocky Sailing Club) are good people. We help each other launch =
and retrieve. People especially sailors are glad to help and have a =
broad range of experience. Hope some of this helps. Oh by the way, =
Rocky Fork, is about 1 hr. give or take from where we are on the East =
Side. It's not like sailing on Lake Erie, but then Erie is 4-1/2 hrs =
away also.
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Steiger, Marc=20
To: rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org=20
Sent: Monday, August 19, 2002 4:49 PM
Subject: RE: [Rhodes22-list] joke
Sam-
I have been lurking on this list for a few months now. Always wanted a =
rhodes since I first saw it in 1987 at a boat show in Stamford Ct, just =
now getting settled to the point I can think about affording =
it.(probably still a couple years away). However, I'm not sure where I =
would sail it around here in Cincinnati. I have a friend who sails with =
a club at Cowan Lake, but that just seems too small for a 22.
Do you sail around here?=20
Marc Steiger
-----Original Message-----
From: Sam at RR [mailto:SamFeder@cinci.rr.com]
Sent: Saturday, August 10, 2002 9:32 AM
To: rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] joke
Humor is almost stranger than fact.
Sam in Cinci.
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Michael Meltzer=20
To: rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org=20
Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 11:53 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] joke
From Mike Leone
IN THE BEGINNING
In the beginning....
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
Woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want =
fries
with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained =
pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her
figure that man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he
brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy =
to put on
the And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth
creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was
ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth =
chicken-fried
steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own platter. Man
gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose =
those
extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control
so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and =
ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God =
brought
forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming
with vitamins.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy =
center
into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips
swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And
Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....
And Satan created HMO's...
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Marc take a look at Rocky Fork lake up =
in Highland=20
County. It's a fairly big lake, right near Hillsboro. Take =
Rt. 52=20
straight out. It is a State lake, serves as an impoundment for the =
Ohio=20
River. Docks are fairly reasonable. We sail from May to the end of =
Sept. You can launch any time after April 1st. and must be out by =
Oct.=20
1st. The place is patrolled by park rangers, and local sheriffs=20
deputies. The sailing club (Rocky Sailing Club) are good=20
people. We help each other launch and retrieve. People =
especially=20
sailors are glad to help and have a broad range of experience. =
Hope some=20
of this helps. Oh by the way, Rocky Fork, is about 1 hr. give or =
take from=20
where we are on the East Side. It's not like sailing on Lake Erie, =
but=20
then Erie is 4-1/2 hrs away also.</FONT></DIV>
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black"><B>From:</B>=20
<A title=3Dmarc.steiger@dlptech.com=20
href=3D"mailto:marc.steiger@dlptech.com">Steiger, Marc</A> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A =
title=3Drhodes22-list@rhodes22.org=20
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href=3D"mailto:rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org">rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org</A>=
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, August 19, 2002 =
4:49=20
PM</DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> RE: [Rhodes22-list] =
joke</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D200464620-19082002><FONT face=3DArial =
color=3D#0000ff=20
size=3D2>Sam-</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D200464620-19082002><FONT face=3DArial =
color=3D#0000ff size=3D2>I=20
have been lurking on this list for a few months now. Always wanted a =
rhodes=20
since I first saw it in 1987 at a boat show in Stamford Ct, just now =
getting=20
settled to the point I can think about affording it.(probably still a =
couple=20
years away). However, I'm not sure where I would sail it =
around=20
here in Cincinnati. I have a friend who sails with a club at =
Cowan Lake,=20
but that just seems too small for a 22.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D200464620-19082002><FONT face=3DArial =
color=3D#0000ff=20
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D200464620-19082002><FONT face=3DArial =
color=3D#0000ff size=3D2>Do=20
you sail around here? </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D200464620-19082002><FONT face=3DArial =
color=3D#0000ff=20
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D200464620-19082002><FONT face=3DArial =
color=3D#0000ff size=3D2>Marc=20
Steiger</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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face=3DTahoma=20
size=3D2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Sam at RR=20
[mailto:SamFeder@cinci.rr.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Saturday, August 10, =
2002=20
9:32 AM<BR><B>To:</B> rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org<BR><B>Subject:</B> =
Re:=20
[Rhodes22-list] joke<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Humor is almost stranger than=20
fact.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Sam in Cinci.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV=20
style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: =
black"><B>From:</B>=20
<A title=3Dmjm@michaelmeltzer.com=20
href=3D"mailto:mjm@michaelmeltzer.com">Michael Meltzer</A> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A=20
title=3Drhodes22-list@rhodes22.org=20
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href=3D"mailto:rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org">rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org</A>=
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, August 09, =
2002 11:53=20
PM</DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Rhodes22-list] =
joke</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>From Mike Leone</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>IN THE BEGINNING<BR><BR> In the beginning....<BR>And God =
populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and<BR>spinach =
and green=20
and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and<BR>Woman would live =
long=20
and healthy lives.<BR><BR>And Satan created McDonald's. And =
McDonald's=20
brought forth the<BR>99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said =
to Man,=20
"You want fries<BR>with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." =
And Man=20
gained pounds.<BR><BR> And God created the healthful yogurt, =
that=20
woman might keep her<BR>figure that man found so fair. And Satan =
froze the=20
yogurt, and he<BR>brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly =
colored=20
sprinkle candy to put on<BR>the And woman gained =
pounds.<BR><BR>And God=20
said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought =
forth<BR>creamy=20
dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was<BR>ice =
cream for=20
dessert. And woman gained pounds.<BR><BR> And God said, "I =
have sent=20
you heart healthy vegetables and olive<BR>oil with which to cook =
them."=20
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried<BR>steak from Cracker =
Barrel=20
so big it needed its own platter. Man<BR>gained pounds and his bad =
cholesterol went through the roof.<BR><BR>And God brought forth =
running=20
shoes, and Man resolved to lose those<BR>extra pounds. And Satan =
brought=20
forth cable TV with remote control<BR>so Man would not have to =
toil to=20
change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.<BR>And Man gained=20
pounds.<BR><BR>And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." =
And God=20
brought<BR>forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and=20
brimming<BR>with vitamins.<BR>And Satan peeled off the healthful =
skin and=20
sliced the starchy center<BR>into chips and deep-fat fried them. =
And he=20
created sour cream.<BR>And Man clutched his remote control and ate =
the=20
potato chips<BR>swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, =
"It is=20
good." And<BR>Man went into cardiac arrest.<BR><BR>And God sighed =
and=20
created quadruple bypass surgery.....<BR><BR> And Satan =
created=20
=
HMO's...<BR></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>
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