[Rhodes22-list] joke

[brad haslett]

A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took
the 
seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands
shaking, 
biting his nails and moaning in fear. 

"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy. 

"I've been transferred to Memphis, Tennessee," he
answered 
nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest
crime 
rate in the country..." 

"Hold on," said the first. "I've been in Memphis all
my life, and 
it's not bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go
to work, 
mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good
school and 
it's as safe as anywhere in the world." 

The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said,
"Oh, thank 
God. I was worried to death! But if you live there and
say it's 
ok, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do
you do for a 
living?" 

"Me?" said the first, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread
truck." 

 
 
 

__________________________________________________
Do you Yahoo!?
Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now.
http://mailplus.yahoo.com