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[lcrowther]

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>  Subject: The Pirate Story
>  
>  
>  A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
>  you in a while. What happened, you look terrible?"
> 
>  "What do you mean? I'm fine."
> 
>  "What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
> 
> Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
>  hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
> 
>  "Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had
>  both hands."
> 
>  "Well, we were in battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a
>  sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the
>  hook, and I feel great, really."
> 
>  "Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you
>  were in here you had both eyes."
> 
>  "One day when we were at sea! some birds were flying over the ship. I
>  looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
> 
>  "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye
>  just from some bird shit!"
> 
>  "It was my first day with the hook."
>  
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