[Rhodes22-list] Words Women Use...

[Paul Grandholm]

>Words Women Use...
>
>FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel
>we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe
>how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
>FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
>minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out
>the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
>
>NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means
>something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to
>describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
>upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument
>that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.
>
>GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will result
>in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.
>
>GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you
>want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in
>just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING! and FINE and she will talk to
>you in about
>FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.
>
>LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
>statement very misunderstood by men. "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
>are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
>standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
>
>SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are
>one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is
>content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
>content.
>
>THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
>can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
>hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have
>done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in
>conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near
>future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some
>mighty big trouble.
>
>PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
>you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
>doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell
>the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
>
>THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're
>welcome."
>
>THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
>"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
>you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
>"Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh,"
>as she will only tell you "Nothing."


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Paul Grandholm
C&H Technology
GrandPower Components Div.
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