[Rhodes22-list] joke

[brad haslett]

The other night I was invited out for a night with
"the girls" I told 
my 
husband that I would be home by midnight...."I
promise!" 

Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going
down way to easy. 
Around 3 
a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and 
cuckooed 3 times. 

Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I 
was 
really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution 
especially 
since I was smashed, in order to avoid a conflict with
him. 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, and I told him 
12 
o'clock. He didn't seem 
disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! 

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." 

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed 
three 
times, then said, "Oh crap!", 
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, 
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."


 

 
 

     
 


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