[Rhodes22-list] Fw: Who is the Fairest?...joke
Thena Carville
thenacarville@worldnet.att.net
Fri, 4 Oct 2002 12:00:55 -0500
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Who is the Fairest?I haven't sent out a joke in quite a while...it is =
short...hope you like it....
Thena
Subject: Who is the Fairest?
Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a =
picnic lunch. =20
Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the =
earth,=20
but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."=20
Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how =
can I=20
be sure?"=20
Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"=20
Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer.=20
Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."=20
Hercules says "Great, let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."=20
Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm=20
going to find out for certain if I'm the ugliest."=20
The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, I=20
talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."=20
Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."=20
Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says,=20
"Who the hell is Janet Reno?"=20
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I haven't sent out a joke in quite a while...it is short...hope = you
like=20 it....
Thena
Subject: Who is the Fairest?
Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo = were=20 talking
over a
picnic lunch. =20
Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am = the=20 strongest mortal
on the earth,
but I don't = know how to=20 prove it. That bothers me a lot."
Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I = am the=20 fairest,
but how can I
be sure?"
Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the=20 ugliest!"
Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've = got the=20
answer.
Let's pray about this and ask God to = tell us the=20 truth."
Hercules says "Great, let's meet tomorrow and tell our = tales."
Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. = Boy,=20 I'm
going to find out for certain if I'm the=20 ugliest."
The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. = Hercules says,=20 I
talked to God, and He says that I am truly = the=20 strongest."
Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the = fairest."=20
Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and = says,=20
"Who the hell is Janet Reno?" =
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