[Rhodes22-list] good ones

Thu, 31 Oct 2002 16:34:45 -0600

Brad, We had no fall in St. Louis.  Went from 95 degrees and no wind to 
50-30 with blowing rain about Oct 5th.  I am still in the water and kinda 
regretting it.  I am going to put on the parka and go out Saturday.  It may 
be the first time I see the sun in about ten days.  I would guess most of 
that time was IMC, so no seaplanes buzzing the lake.  I am banking on an 
Indian Summer or buying a bubbler.

Bob

>From: brad haslett <flybrad@yahoo.com>
>Reply-To: The Rhodes 22 mail list <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
>To: The Rhodes 22 mail list <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
>Subject: [Rhodes22-list] good ones
>Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 14:14:32 -0800 (PST)
>
>Bob, they are all good and I thought I'd heard them
>all.  My parents say its getting cold at home (70
>miles from you).  Had any punk kids buzz your sailboat
>lately?  Brad
>--- Bob Weber <ruba1811@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Here is some good flying jokes for Bob & Brad - you
> > probably heared em all.
> > Bob W
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >From: Craig Switzer <craigswitzer@yahoo.com>
> > >To: bob weber <ruba1811@hotmail.com>
> > >Subject: Fwd: FW: FW: Actual Tower recordings
> > >Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 07:03:06 -0800 (PST)
> > >
> > >
> > >Note: forwarded message attached.
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> > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822
> > From: "Dolson, David H" <david.h.dolson@boeing.com>
> > To: "Craig Switzer (E-mail)"
> > <craigswitzer@yahoo.com>,
> >         "Jerry Carillio (E-mail)"
> > <jcoutwest@hotmail.com>,
> >         "John Neville (E-mail)"
> > <jneville@usss.treas.gov>,
> >         "Mike Dolson (E-mail)"
> > 	 <gmdolson@mindspring.com>,
> >         "Shannon Murphy (E-mail)"
> > 	 <cpt.murphy@worldnet.att.net>
> > Subject: FW: FW: Actual Tower recordings
> > Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 06:48:54 -0800
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: EXT-Dee, Mark R
> > Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2002 4:11 PM
> > Subject: FW: FW: Actual Tower recordings
> >
> >
> > > Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock,
> > 6
> > > miles!"
> > > Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital
> > > watches!"
> > > ==============
> > >
> > > One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by
> > the
> > > tower to
> > > hold short of the runway while a DC-8 landed. The
> > > DC-8 landed, rolled
> > > out, turned around, and taxied back past the
> > > Cherokee. Some
> > > quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the
> > > radio and said,
> > > "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by
> > > yourself?"
> > > Our hero the Cherokee pilot, not about to let the
> > > insult go by, came
> > > back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8
> > > parts. Another landing
> > > like that and I'll have enough parts for another
> > > one."
> > > ===============
> > >
> > > There's a story about the military pilot calling
> > for
> > > a priority
> > > landing because his single-engine jet fighter was
> > > running "a bit
> > > peaked". Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock
> > > that he was
> > > number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut
> > > down. "Ah", the pilot
> > > remarked, " the dreaded seven-engine approach".
> > > ==================
> > >
> > > A student became lost during a solo cross-country
> > > flight. While
> > > attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC
> > > asked, "What was
> > > your last known position?"
> > > Student: "When I was number one for takeoff".
> > > =====================
> > >
> > > Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly
> > stopped,
> > > turned around
> > > and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,
> > > it finally took
> > > off. A concerned passenger asked the flight
> > > attendant, "What was the
> > > problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he
> > > heard in the engine,"
> > > explained the flight attendant," and it took us a
> > > while to find a
> > > new pilot."
> > > ====================
> > >
> > > "Flight 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45
> > > degrees.."
> > > "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet.
> > > How much noise can we make up here?"
> > > "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes
> > > when it hits a 727?"
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