It's poetry sharing time - Haiku-o-matic. Years ago I used to keep a small browser window open to this site on my desktop. How nice that it's still up. Whacky haiku like: Santa in hiding. militant elves in control.. North Pole Uprising and I can't land a punch! I look like a fool! I know... I'll bite his ear off! http://www.smalltime.com/haiku/haiku.pl?straight_up Mark Kaynor