[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline

Tue, 1 Apr 2003 13:04:03 -0500

Maybe a hash bar would work, that sould chill them out :-) I am pretty sure thier is nothing against smoking, just have to make sure
that we do not stick them with our anti-smoking laws :-)

MJM
----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 12:50 PM
Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline


> Well, Michael, that what wrong with all those Aabh;
> they don't drink.  If we could turn them all into a
> bunch of drunks; think how much better the world would
> be:-)  Worked on the Indians you know:-)
> Steve
>
>
> --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> > Now I get it, very creative, my complements.
> >
> > >From a marketing prospective, I not sure how a bar
> > would go over :-)
> >
> > MJM
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
> > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 12:42 PM
> > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays
> > Headline
> >
> >
> > > 2 thur 4 are alright with me.  But I try to be
> > > flexible.
> > >
> > > so you don't like my new courty name.  I desert
> > need a
> > > Bar and with all that oil; might as well set up a
> > few
> > > gas stations.
> > > Steve
> > >
> > >
> > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > He was a great one, no to ways about him, he got
> > the
> > > > job dome.
> > > >
> > > > You got me "Shell-Bomb Bar & Gas Station"????
> > > >
> > > > OK. arm chair Generals. Right now their is a
> > > > "intelligent minds think alike" debate, our
> > friend
> > > > in Iraq might use chemical weapons,
> > > > US will not use it stocks of chemical weapons in
> > > > return(most are being destroyed),  The SOP
> > response
> > > > is to go nuclear.
> > > >
> > > > what happen after the attack:
> > > > 1)do you just take it, and set the present of no
> > > > response? war crimes
> > > > 2)do use the small one from 155 artily(1-20
> > ktons)
> > > > on the troops, take out the valleys(still a
> > woman
> > > > and children issue)
> > > > 3)do you take out sadom home town with the
> > larger
> > > > ones(400 ktons)
> > > > 4)do you announce that in 24 hours a city
> > killer(1
> > > > meg+) will drop on down town bagda and the
> > people
> > > > can walk out and be screened at
> > > > the check points, BTW the only way to stop it if
> > the
> > > > top 50 Iraq's are lined up against the wall and
> > > > shot.
> > > > 5)other
> > > >
> > > > Come on guys, it simple with 20-20 hind sight,
> > but
> > > > this is a very real possibility, what would you
> > do?
> > > >
> > > > MJM
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
> > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 4:13 PM
> > > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -
> > Todays
> > > > Headline
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > If we only had more Genrals like Patton!!!  We
> > > > could
> > > > > circle thur Silra, up into Turkey, wipe out
> > Iran
> > > > move
> > > > > over to North Keroa, circle back thru Libra
> > then
> > > > down
> > > > > on France.  Do away with all those countries
> > name
> > > > that
> > > > > are to hard to spell and creat one like:
> > > > >
> > > > > Shell-Bomb Bar & Gas Station.  Now that would
> > be a
> > > > > country worth visiting:-)
> > > > > Steve
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > I try again :-)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mind Blowing (the feeling that the world has
> > > > turned
> > > > > > upside down, bewildered, the expected
> > reactions
> > > > to
> > > > > > hallucinogenic drugs :-)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > IIRC you once mention "how proud of your son
> > in
> > > > SF
> > > > > > that got arrested in a peace march" not to
> > > > mention I
> > > > > > pretty sure you were against
> > > > > > the war.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > impersonation
> > > > > >       Definition
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >   An act whereby an entity assumes the
> > identity
> > > > and
> > > > > > privileges of another entity without
> > > > restrictions
> > > > > > and without any visible
> > > > > > indication to the recipients of the
> > > > impersonator's
> > > > > > calls that delegation has occurred.
> > > > Impersonation is
> > > > > > a case of simple delegation.
> > > > > > See delegation.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > impersonation Of General Gorge Patton (after
> > the
> > > > > > landings of d-day, during the battle of the
> > > > bulge)
> > > > > > begging General Omar Badly for
> > > > > > command of Third Army. Your must have seen
> > the
> > > > > > movie, it a classic
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How that :-)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > MJM
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > From: "General Boats"
> > <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
> > > > > > To: <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 3:52 PM
> > > > > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke
> > -
> > > > Todays
> > > > > > Headline
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > General Boats wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > MM,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "mind blowing?"   "I am pound of my son
> > > > ...?"
> > > > > > "...impression Patton begging Badly  ?"
> > > > > > > > michael, you have a great mind (if not a
> > > > great
> > > > > > spell checker), and a mind is a terrible
> > thing
> > > > to
> > > > > > waste.  Of course you can be
> > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > war and in favor of winning.  I like
> > Brad's
> > > > > > quote better: "intelligent minds think
> > alike..."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > stan/gbi.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael Meltzer wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > mind blowing.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > we went from "I am pound of my son who
> > > > needed
> > > > > > to be bail out" to a pretty good impression
> > > > Patton
> > > > > > begging Badly for control of
> > > > > > 3 Army
> > > > > > > > > :-)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > MJM
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > > > > From: "General Boats"
> > > > <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
> > > > > > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > > > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 6:49 AM
> > > > > > > > > Subject: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list]
> > Joke -
> > > > > > Todays Headline
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > think I would like to play.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I say the war will be won from the
> > > > North.
> > > > > > a) since Turkey has not
> > > > > > > > > > cooperated, it would be unexpected.
> > b)
> > > > > > unlike the citizens in the South,
> > > > > > > > > > the Kurds are itching to fight for
> > "our
> > > > > > cause",  c) we have airfields that
> > > > > > > > > > are working for us. Put me in
> > charge. I
> > > > can
> > > > > > handle it from here.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > stan/gbi
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > >
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