[Rhodes22-list] Gifts.

Thena Carville thenacarville@worldnet.att.net
Fri, 4 Apr 2003 09:57:55 -0600


Guys,
Appliances are suitable "containers" for holding jewelry or something like
that....just make sure we know to take the "pretty" out before engaging the
motor on the food processor...
Thena



----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
To: <johntonjes@earthlink.net>; "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
<rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 9:29 AM
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Gifts.


> And there you have it, Michael.  I'm with Rummy; you
> have our support!!!
> Steve
>
>
> --- John Tonjes <johntonjes@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > Michael,
> > I'm with you on this one. An appliance is a great
> > way to tell your wife
> > that you love her very much and are trying to make
> > her life easier. Long
> > after the perfume has been used up and the scarf has
> > been discarded, the
> > vacuum cleaner will still be making her life much
> > easier. I hope you got
> > her a self propelled model.
> >
> > Rummy
> >
> >
> > > [Original Message]
> > > From: Thena Carville
> > <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
> > > To: The Rhodes 22 mail list
> > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > Date: 4/4/2003 9:13:23 AM
> > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what
> > happened to the french?
> > >
> > > Michael,
> > > I am amazed you are still "intact" after this
> > blunder...under no
> > > circumstances is a  household appliance a
> > "gift"...even the most expensive
> > > appliance with all the doo-dahs in the world is
> > never a "gift"...I have
> > > never understood what it is about the y chromosome
> > that seems to cause
> > this
> > > mistake to happen over and over again (to
> > different males, and then only
> > > once if they are smart)...if you do get the vacuum
> > (and the French maid
> > > outfit) please keep in mind that if they count as
> > presents, they are YOUR
> > > presents...a present for a woman (especially one
> > that has had to go
> > through
> > > the trauma of realizing you weren't smart enough
> > to figure out that a
> > vacuum
> > > was NOT a "gift" suitable for the woman who bore
> > your children and keeps
> > the
> > > kitchen knives sharp) should be something to
> > beautiful, something for her
> > > personal use only...something "intimate" like a
> > perfume she would not buy
> > > for herself because it is "too expensive"...or a
> > piece of jewelry because
> > > the stones are her favorite color...or a scarf
> > because it matches her
> > > eyes..or a bottle of wine that you both stop
> > whatever else you are doing
> > and
> > > enjoy together (as uninterrupted as possible)....a
> > woman doesn't want her
> > > husband to remember what she looks like vacuuming
> > (even with the finest
> > > vacuum in the world), she wants to be remembered
> > as a goddess of love and
> > > understanding...wearing something
> > sexy...especially when she hasn't had
> > the
> > > time to "wear something sexy" for a
> > while...sigh...I think I am going to
> > go
> > > kick my vacuum cleaner...
> > > Thena
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 AM
> > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what
> > happened to the french?
> > >
> > >
> > > > You know something buddy, you should watch the
> > advice you give, my wife
> > is
> > > German and been upset too. So I read the list
> > mail.
> > > > Sitting down and think, I talk to her about
> > getting her a new vacuum,
> > > figure it was both a gift and a vacuum, Sound
> > great to me,
> > > > might even cover motherday, after talking to her
> > about it, well that is
> > a
> > > little off, I said three sentence then she talk
> > for 15
> > > > mintues without stop and it ended "do not even
> > think of coming to bed",
> > so
> > > it looks like I am spend my night with the
> > computer.
> > > >
> > > > And you know, she was somewhat ok with this, it
> > seems nothing makes a
> > > german happier than picking on the french :-)
> > > >
> > > > MJM
> > >
> > >
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