[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?

[Michael Meltzer]

does it change the analysis, if she only bore me girls, or could that be g-ds revenge :-)

is it ok to get her something real cheap but put it in a very expensive box :-)

MJM
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Thena Carville" <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 9:13 AM
Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?


> Michael,
> I am amazed you are still "intact" after this blunder...under no
> circumstances is a  household appliance a "gift"...even the most expensive
> appliance with all the doo-dahs in the world is never a "gift"...I have
> never understood what it is about the y chromosome that seems to cause this
> mistake to happen over and over again (to different males, and then only
> once if they are smart)...if you do get the vacuum (and the French maid
> outfit) please keep in mind that if they count as presents, they are YOUR
> presents...a present for a woman (especially one that has had to go through
> the trauma of realizing you weren't smart enough to figure out that a vacuum
> was NOT a "gift" suitable for the woman who bore your children and keeps the
> kitchen knives sharp) should be something to beautiful, something for her
> personal use only...something "intimate" like a perfume she would not buy
> for herself because it is "too expensive"...or a piece of jewelry because
> the stones are her favorite color...or a scarf because it matches her
> eyes..or a bottle of wine that you both stop whatever else you are doing and
> enjoy together (as uninterrupted as possible)....a woman doesn't want her
> husband to remember what she looks like vacuuming (even with the finest
> vacuum in the world), she wants to be remembered as a goddess of love and
> understanding...wearing something sexy...especially when she hasn't had the
> time to "wear something sexy" for a while...sigh...I think I am going to go
> kick my vacuum cleaner...
> Thena
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 AM
> Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?
> 
> 
> > You know something buddy, you should watch the advice you give, my wife is
> German and been upset too. So I read the list mail.
> > Sitting down and think, I talk to her about getting her a new vacuum,
> figure it was both a gift and a vacuum, Sound great to me,
> > might even cover motherday, after talking to her about it, well that is a
> little off, I said three sentence then she talk for 15
> > mintues without stop and it ended "do not even think of coming to bed", so
> it looks like I am spend my night with the computer.
> >
> > And you know, she was somewhat ok with this, it seems nothing makes a
> german happier than picking on the french :-)
> >
> > MJM
> 
> 
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