[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?

[Michael Meltzer]

Just so you do not loose faith in me I got her theater tickets, dinner and a baby sitter for her upcomeing birthday :-)

MJM
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "ellner" <ellner@pressenter.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 4:59 PM
Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?


> Michael:  It DOES NOT change the analysis that she bore only girls------YOU 
> were the deciding genetic factor there (back to Biology 101)  Try 
> chocolates......anything without a cord!!  mary
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> At 02:11 PM 4/4/2003 -0500, you wrote:
> >does it change the analysis, if she only bore me girls, or could that be 
> >g-ds revenge :-)
> >
> >is it ok to get her something real cheap but put it in a very expensive 
> >box :-)
> >
> >MJM
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Thena Carville" <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
> >To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> >Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 9:13 AM
> >Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?
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> > > Michael,
> > > I am amazed you are still "intact" after this blunder...under no
> > > circumstances is a  household appliance a "gift"...even the most expensive
> > > appliance with all the doo-dahs in the world is never a "gift"...I have
> > > never understood what it is about the y chromosome that seems to cause this
> > > mistake to happen over and over again (to different males, and then only
> > > once if they are smart)...if you do get the vacuum (and the French maid
> > > outfit) please keep in mind that if they count as presents, they are YOUR
> > > presents...a present for a woman (especially one that has had to go through
> > > the trauma of realizing you weren't smart enough to figure out that a 
> > vacuum
> > > was NOT a "gift" suitable for the woman who bore your children and 
> > keeps the
> > > kitchen knives sharp) should be something to beautiful, something for her
> > > personal use only...something "intimate" like a perfume she would not buy
> > > for herself because it is "too expensive"...or a piece of jewelry because
> > > the stones are her favorite color...or a scarf because it matches her
> > > eyes..or a bottle of wine that you both stop whatever else you are 
> > doing and
> > > enjoy together (as uninterrupted as possible)....a woman doesn't want her
> > > husband to remember what she looks like vacuuming (even with the finest
> > > vacuum in the world), she wants to be remembered as a goddess of love and
> > > understanding...wearing something sexy...especially when she hasn't had the
> > > time to "wear something sexy" for a while...sigh...I think I am going to go
> > > kick my vacuum cleaner...
> > > Thena
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 AM
> > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?
> > >
> > >
> > > > You know something buddy, you should watch the advice you give, my 
> > wife is
> > > German and been upset too. So I read the list mail.
> > > > Sitting down and think, I talk to her about getting her a new vacuum,
> > > figure it was both a gift and a vacuum, Sound great to me,
> > > > might even cover motherday, after talking to her about it, well that is a
> > > little off, I said three sentence then she talk for 15
> > > > mintues without stop and it ended "do not even think of coming to 
> > bed", so
> > > it looks like I am spend my night with the computer.
> > > >
> > > > And you know, she was somewhat ok with this, it seems nothing makes a
> > > german happier than picking on the french :-)
> > > >
> > > > MJM
> > >
> > >
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