[Rhodes22-list] Re: [ham] Re: [now: Gifts?

[Michael Meltzer]

I hate to admit it, cirque du soleil

MJM

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "ellner" <ellner@pressenter.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 7:20 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Re: [ham] Re: [now: Gifts?


> Michael:  Thanks for restoring faith====what show are you seeing?   mary
> 
> 
> 
> At 05:38 PM 4/4/2003 -0500, you wrote:
> >Just so you do not loose faith in me I got her theater tickets, dinner and 
> >a baby sitter for her upcomeing birthday :-)
> >
> >MJM
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "ellner" <ellner@pressenter.com>
> >To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> >Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 4:59 PM
> >Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?
> >
> >
> > > Michael:  It DOES NOT change the analysis that she bore only 
> > girls------YOU
> > > were the deciding genetic factor there (back to Biology 101)  Try
> > > chocolates......anything without a cord!!  mary
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > At 02:11 PM 4/4/2003 -0500, you wrote:
> > > >does it change the analysis, if she only bore me girls, or could that be
> > > >g-ds revenge :-)
> > > >
> > > >is it ok to get her something real cheap but put it in a very expensive
> > > >box :-)
> > > >
> > > >MJM
> > > >----- Original Message -----
> > > >From: "Thena Carville" <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
> > > >To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > >Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 9:13 AM
> > > >Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Michael,
> > > > > I am amazed you are still "intact" after this blunder...under no
> > > > > circumstances is a  household appliance a "gift"...even the most 
> > expensive
> > > > > appliance with all the doo-dahs in the world is never a "gift"...I have
> > > > > never understood what it is about the y chromosome that seems to 
> > cause this
> > > > > mistake to happen over and over again (to different males, and then 
> > only
> > > > > once if they are smart)...if you do get the vacuum (and the French maid
> > > > > outfit) please keep in mind that if they count as presents, they 
> > are YOUR
> > > > > presents...a present for a woman (especially one that has had to go 
> > through
> > > > > the trauma of realizing you weren't smart enough to figure out that a
> > > > vacuum
> > > > > was NOT a "gift" suitable for the woman who bore your children and
> > > > keeps the
> > > > > kitchen knives sharp) should be something to beautiful, something 
> > for her
> > > > > personal use only...something "intimate" like a perfume she would 
> > not buy
> > > > > for herself because it is "too expensive"...or a piece of jewelry 
> > because
> > > > > the stones are her favorite color...or a scarf because it matches her
> > > > > eyes..or a bottle of wine that you both stop whatever else you are
> > > > doing and
> > > > > enjoy together (as uninterrupted as possible)....a woman doesn't 
> > want her
> > > > > husband to remember what she looks like vacuuming (even with the finest
> > > > > vacuum in the world), she wants to be remembered as a goddess of 
> > love and
> > > > > understanding...wearing something sexy...especially when she hasn't 
> > had the
> > > > > time to "wear something sexy" for a while...sigh...I think I am 
> > going to go
> > > > > kick my vacuum cleaner...
> > > > > Thena
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 AM
> > > > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > You know something buddy, you should watch the advice you give, my
> > > > wife is
> > > > > German and been upset too. So I read the list mail.
> > > > > > Sitting down and think, I talk to her about getting her a new vacuum,
> > > > > figure it was both a gift and a vacuum, Sound great to me,
> > > > > > might even cover motherday, after talking to her about it, well 
> > that is a
> > > > > little off, I said three sentence then she talk for 15
> > > > > > mintues without stop and it ended "do not even think of coming to
> > > > bed", so
> > > > > it looks like I am spend my night with the computer.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And you know, she was somewhat ok with this, it seems nothing makes a
> > > > > german happier than picking on the french :-)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > MJM
> > > > >
> > > > >
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