[Rhodes22-list] test

Steve rhodes2282 at yahoo.com
Tue Aug 5 12:44:16 EDT 2003 

Excellent, Michael.  Especially the one about the
beer:-)
Steve


--- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> well then, here some jokes :-)
> 
> MJM
> 
> An Indian and a priest are walking through the
> woods. The priest is teaching
> the Indian the English language, so he can be
> integrated into the "white
> man's society".
> 
> As they walk along, the priest sees a tree and says
> to the Indian, "Tree."
> They continue walking along and come upon a bush,
> and the priest says to the
> Indian, "Bush".
> 
> They keep walking and eventually come out into a
> small clearing, where they
> come upon a man and a woman having sex. The priest
> is so upset that he's not
> sure what he should tell the Indian. The only thing
> he can think of to say
> is, "Man riding a bicycle."
> 
> The Indian then pulls out his bow and arrow, aims
> and instantly kills the
> man. The priest turns to the Indian and says,
> "What'd you do that for?"
> 
> The Indian replies, "MY bicycle!!"
> 
>  - from Kevin Haggerty
> 
> --
> Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and
> why people who don't even
> play go to tournaments or watch it on TV? These
> truisms may shed light:
> 
> o Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming
> majority of players being
> honorable people who don't need referees.
> o Golfers don't have some of their players in jail
> every week.
> o Golfers don't scratch their privates on the golf
> course.
> o Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at,
> other people.
> o Professional golfers are compensated in direct
> proportion to how well they
> play.
> o Golfers don't get per diem and two seats on a
> charter flight when they
> travel between tournaments.
> o Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand
> new contracts, because of
> another player's deal.
> o Professional golfers don't demand that the
> taxpayers pay for the courses
> on which they play.
> o When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to
> cover for them or back
> them up.
> o The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one
> year than the National
> Football League does in two.
> o You can watch the best golfers in the world up
> close, at any tournament,
> including the majors, all day, every day for $25 or
> $30. The cost for a seat
> in the nosebleed section at the Super Bowl will cost
> around $300 or more.
> o You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament
> golf course, watch the best
> in the world and not spend a small fortune on food
> and drink. Try that at
> one of the taxpayer funded baseball or football
> stadiums. If you bring a
> soft drink into a ballpark, they'll give you two
> options -- get rid of it or
> leave.
> o In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make
> $9 million a season, like
> the best baseball hitters (.300 batting average) do.
> o Golf doesn't change its rules to attract fans.
> o Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing
> area each week.
> o Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being
> interviewed.
> o Golf doesn't have free agency.
> o In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and
> other stars, would shake
> your hand and say they were happy to meet you. In
> his prime Jose Canseco
> wore T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."
> o You can hear birds chirping on the golf course
> during a tournament.
> o At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded
> sports stadiums and
> arenas) you won't hear a steady stream of four
> letter words and nasty name
> calling while you're hoping that no one spills beer
> on you.
> o Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball three times as far
> as Barry Bonds can hit
> a baseball.
> o Golf courses don't ruin the neighborhood.
> 
> Finally, here's a slice of golf history you might
> enjoy. Why do full-length
> golf courses have 18 holes, and not 20, or 10 or an
> even dozen? (Mumf query:
> didn't Robin Williams explain this?) During a
> discussion among the club's
> membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, one of the
> members pointed out that
> it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of
> Scotch. By limiting
> himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the
> Scot figured a round of
> golf was finished when the Scotch ran out. Now you
> know.
> 
>  - from Dave Houpert
> 
> --
> A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
> chair, turned on the TV,
> and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
> it starts."
> 
> She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> When he finished it, he
> said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
> start."
> 
> This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
> a beer. When it was
> gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it
> starts."
> 
> "That's it!" She blows  her top! "You bastard! You
> waltz in here, flop your
> fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then
> expect me to run around
> like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook,
> clean, wash, and iron all
> day long?"
> 
> The husband  sighed, "Damn, it's started..."
> 
>  - from Jim Pocius
> 
> --
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 2:09 PM
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
> 
> 
> > I didn't mean for everyone to stop playing on the
> > internet; just Michael:-)  List is getting quite!
> > Steve
> > 
> > 
> > --- Steve <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > Well them, you need to get to work and no more
> > > playing
> > > on the internet:-)
> > > Steve
> > > 
> > > 
> > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> wrote:
> > > > as far as the list, none, it was maintaince,
> about
> > > > every quarter I update the systems, in this
> case
> > > > that and a buffer overflow
> > > > securcity problem got posted yesterday,
> fishing up
> > > > the second half of 17 systems tonight.
> > > > 
> > > > MJM
> > > > 
> > > > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > > > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com>
> > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 8:43 AM
> > > > Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > > Is it working:-)  What did you upgrade.
> > > > > Steve
> > > > >
> > > > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > testing due to upgrade
> > > > > >
> > > >
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