[Rhodes22-list] jokes

Thu Aug 28 15:32:22 EDT 2003

BTW, the story about Senator Clinton is false, as described in:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/goldstar.asp

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com>
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Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:04 PM
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] jokes

> There you go again, Michael, picking on our President.
>  Am I going to have to tell a joke about the
> democrats; well here goes - Democrats:-)  ain't that
> funny:-)Well, I probably shouldn't say anything about
> those pooooooooor democrats(they could have had a bad
> experience getting there welfare checks or have not
> been allowed to get on one of the many social programs
> - we should feel thier pain; but then again I work for
> a living); anyway when they grow up - they will make
> nice republicans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Steve
>
> PS - Maybe someone will make a game out of signing up
> for Welfare:-)
>
> --- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> >
> >
>
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> > 2&_v=3F4A281CHwAXa70A148FC920
> >
> >  - from Peter Kent
> >
> > --
> > Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When
> > they arrive, the
> > fathers make each other a rather large bet -- in a
> > year's time, whichever
> > family has become more American will win.
> >
> > A year later when they meet again, the first guy
> > says, "My son's playing
> > baseball, I went to McDonald's for breakfast, and
> > I'm on my way to pick up
> > some Budweiser for the football game tonight. How
> > about you?"
> >
> > The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"
> >
> >  - from Jay "Politically Correct" Pocius
> >
> > --
> > James Crane worked on the 101st of Tower 1 of the
> > World Trade Center. He is
> > blind so he has a golden retriever named Daisy.
> > After the plane hit 20
> > stories below, James knew that he was doomed, so he
> > let Daisy go, out of an
> > act of love. She darted away into the darkened
> > hallway. Choking on the fumes
> > of the jet fuel and the smoke James was just waiting
> > to die. About 30
> > minutes later, Daisy comes back along with James'
> > boss, who Daisy just
> > happened to pick up on floor 112.
> >
> > On her first run of the building, she leads James,
> > James' boss, and about
> > 300 more people out of the doomed building. But she
> > wasn't through yet, she
> > knew there were others who were trapped. So, highly
> > against James' wishes
> > she ran back in the building.
> >
> > On her second run, she saved 392 lives. Again she
> > went back in. During this
> > run, the building collapses. James hears about this
> > and falls on his knees
> > into tears. Against all known odds, Daisy makes it
> > out alive, but this time
> > she is carried by a firefighter. "She led us right
> > to the people, before she
> > got injured" the fireman explained.
> >
> > Her final run saved another 273 lives. She suffered
> > acute smoke inhalation,
> > severe burns on all four paws, and a broken leg, but
> > she saved 967 lives.
> > The
> > next week, Mayor Guilaini rewards Daisy with the
> > Canine medal of Honor of
> > New York. Daisy is the first civilian Canine to win
> > such an honor.
> >
> >  - from Jay "Dobie Lover" Pocius
> >
> > --
> > Now that Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, a lot
> > of the lesser-known
> > family members are coming to the attention of
> > American authorities.
> >
> > Among the brothers:
> >
> > Sooflay ...........the restauranteur
> > Guday..............the half-Australian brother
> > Huray..............the sports fanatic
> > Bejay..............the gay brother
> > Kuntay &Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
> > Sayhay.............the baseball player
> > Ojay...............the stalker / murderer
> > Gulay..............the singer / entertainer
> > Ebay...............the internet czar
> > Biliray............the country music star
> > Ecksray............the radiologist
> > Puray..............the blender factory owner
> > Regay..............the half-Jamaican brother
> > Tupay..............the one with bad hair
> >
> > Among the sisters:
> >
> > Pusay..............the 'loose' 22 yr old
> > Lattay.............the coffee shop owner
> > Bufay..............the 300 pound sister
> > Dushay.............the clean sister
> > Phayray............the zoo worker in the gorilla
> > house
> > Sapheway...........the grocery store owner
> > Ollay..............the half-mexican sister
> > Gudlay.............the prostitute
> >
> > More will no doubt be discovered.
> >
> >  - from Sandy Fraser
> >
> > --
> > Gold Star Mothers is an organization made up of
> > women whose sons were killed
> > in military combat during service in the United
> > States armed forces.
> >
> > Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star
> > Mothers made a trip to
> > Washington, DC, to discuss various concerns with
> > their elected
> > representatives.
> >
> > According to published reports, there was only one
> > politician who refused to
> > meet with these ladies. Can you guess which
> > politician that might be?
> >
> > Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he
> > met with them. Try again.
> >
> > Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has
> > never showed anything but
> > contempt for our military?
> >
> > Do you happen to know the name of any politician in
> > Washington who's husband
> > once wrote of his loathing for the military? Now
> > you're getting warm! You
> > got it!
> >
> > None other than the Queen herself, Hillary Rotten
> > Clinton. She refused
> > repeated requests to meet with the Gold Star
> > Mothers.
> >
> > Now, please don't tell me you're surprised. This
> > woman wants to be President
> > of the United States --- and there is a huge
> > percentage of Voters who are
> > eager to help her achieve that goal.
> >
> > May you sleep in peace always...and please...hug or
> > thank a Veteran for that
> > privilege.
> >
> > And think about this one !!! Don't forget, our girl,
> > Hillary Rodham Clinton,
> > as a New York Senator, now comes under this fancy
> > congressional Retirement
> > and Staffing Plan. It's common knowledge that, in
> > order for her to establish
> > NYS residency, they purchased a million+ dollar
> > house in upscale Chappaqua,
> > NY.
> >
> > Makes sense.
> >
> > Now, they are entitled to Secret Service protection
> > for life.
> >
> > Still makes sense.
> >
> > Here is where it becomes interesting. The mortgage
> > payments hover at about
> > $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residency had to be
> > built within the
> > acreage in order to house the Secret Service agents.
> >
> > The Clinton's now charge the Secret Service $10,000
> > monthly rent for the use
> > of said Secret Service residence and that rent is
> > just about equal to their
> > mortgage payment, .........meaning that we, the tax
> > payers, are paying the
> > Clinton's mortgage, their transportation, their
> > safety and security, their
> > 12 man staff, and it's all perfectly legal.
> >
> >  --Sincerely, Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)
> >
> >  - from Ron Coveney
> >
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