[Rhodes22-list] Fw: YOU BETTER BEILEVE IT
Steve
rhodes2282 at yahoo.com
Thu Dec 4 08:54:19 EST 2003
Excellent, Lloyd, now that was good one:-)
Steve
--- Lloyd Crowther <lcrowther at cox.net> wrote:
> I don't do jokes because I am among my masters but
> this one caught my eye. No political statement
> intended.
>
> Lloyd
>
>
>
>
> Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in
> an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and
> God's sitting on the great white throne.
>
> God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe
> in?"
>
> Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election,
> but that it was your will that I did not serve. And
> I've come to understand that now."
>
> God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.
> Come and sit at my left."
>
> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe
> in?"
>
> Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've
> sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my
> fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
> me."
>
> God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven,
> my son. Come and sit at my right."
>
> God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you
> believe in?"
>
> "I believe you're in my chair."
>
>
>
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