[Rhodes22-list] joke

[brad haslett]

A few clarifications from the Marketing Dept.
>
>
> You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm
fantastic
> in bed."
> -- That's Direct Marketing.
>
> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
handsome guy. One 
of
> your friends goes up to him and pointing at you
says, "She's 
fantastic in
> bed."
> -- That's Advertising.
>
> You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and get his 
telephone
> number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm
fantastic in bed."
> -- That's Telemarketing.
>
> You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up
and straighten 
your
> dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You
say, "May I," and
reach
> up to straighten his tie brushing your breast
lightly against his 
arm, and
> then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
> -- That's Public Relations.
>
> You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks
up to you and 
says, "I
> hear you're fantastic in bed."
> --That's Brand Recognition.
>
> You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk
him into going 
home
with
> your friend.
> -- That's a Sales Rep.
>
> Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
> -- That's Tech Support.
>
> You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be
handsome
> men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb
onto the roof of 
one
> situated toward the center and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm
> fantastic in bed!"
> -- That's Spam.
>
> ------
>


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