[Rhodes22-list] pregnancy

[brad haslett]

 PREGNANCY Q & A
>
> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>
> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
>        move?
> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>
> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
>       baby's sex?
> A: Childbirth.
>
> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
>       that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
> A: So what's your question?
>
> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel
>       during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called
>       an air current.
>
> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
>
> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
>       room while my wife is in labor?
> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
>       you.
>
> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
>       from childbirth?
> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>
> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
>
> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
>        begin to feel and act normal again?
> A: When the kids are in college.
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