[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[Steve]

Dammmmmmmmmmm, Gil.  You hit the nail on the head with
this.  
Steve


--- "Eaton, Gil" <GEaton@IKON.com> wrote:
> AMERICA.......WHAT  A  COUNTRY !!!
> 
> 
> 
> I come for visit,
> get treated regal,
> So I stay,
> who care I illegal?
> 
> I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,
> see employment folk.
> 
> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Say I need
> to see welfare.
> 
> Welfare say,
> "You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door."
> 
> Welfare checks,
> they make you wealthy,
> Medicaid,
> it keep you healthy!
> 
> By and by,
> I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> American dummy.
> 
> Write to friends
> in motherland,
> Tell them come
> as fast as you can.
> 
> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks.
> 
> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare checks,
> it gets better!
> 
> Fourteen families
> they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience
> wearing thin.
> 
> Finally, white guy
> moves away,
> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
> 
> "Find more aliens
> for house to rent."
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
> 
> Send for family
> (they just trash),
> But they, too,
> draw the welfare cash!
> 
> Everything
> is very good,
> And soon we own
> the neighborhood.
> 
> We have hobby--
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay for
> baby feeding.
> 
> Kids need dentist?
> Wife need pills?
> We get free!
> We got no bills!
> 
> American crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
> running here.
> 
> We think America
> darn good place!
> Too darn good
> for the white man race.
> 
> If they no like us,
> they can scram,
> Got lots of room
> in Pakistan.
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