[Rhodes22-list] Joke- Liberal vs Conservative vs Texan

[Steve]

Excellent Gil.
Steve

--- "Eaton, Gil" <GEaton@IKON.com> wrote:
> Question: You're walking down a deserted street with
> your wife and two small
> children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a
> huge knife comes around
> the corner and is running at you while screaming
> obscenities. In your hand
> is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have
> mere seconds before he
> reaches you and your family. What do you do?
> 
>
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> 
> Liberal Answer:
> 
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question! Does the man
> look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to
> him that is inspiring
> him to attack?
> 
> Could we run away?
> 
> What does my wife think?
> 
> What about the kids?
> 
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his
> hand?
> 
> What does the law say about this situation?
> 
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> 
> Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just
> be content to wound me?
> 
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he
> was stabbing me?
> 
> WE MUST GET A UNANIMOUS DECISION BEFORE WE PROTECT
> OURSELVES.
>
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> 
> Conservative Answer:
> 
> BANG!
> _________________________________________________
> 
> 
> Texan's Answer:
> 
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click... (sounds of
> clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
> 
> Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving,
> what do you kids think?"
> 
> Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
> 
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG!
> 
> Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
> 
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