[Rhodes22-list] joke

[Alex Bell]

Guess who's back? 



"I'll never forget that horrible evening I took my grandmother to the
emergency room. And after an hour of pacing the doctor said, 'Emo, your
grandmother is on an artificial life support system. Although her brain
is dead, her heart is still beating.' "

"I said, 'Oh my God, we've never had a Democrat in the family before.
'"- Emo Williams


A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and
asked to
buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole
heads
of lettuce.
The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole
wants
to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right
behind
him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other
half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier.  We like people who think on
their
feet here.  Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there."
"Really?" said the manager.  "My wife is from Canada."
"No shit??" replied the boy...  "Who'd she play for?"