[Rhodes22-list] New Year's Insanity

[Wally Buck]

Slim,

Man you make it sound so glamorous!! My problem is I can't even hum on key 
let alone sing; so I am going to have to pass on the audition. I can't play 
a musical instrument either. I guess I could learn the bass, only four 
strings, right? Hey, how hard can that be .....  :-)

Now if you were looking for drinking pros, I seem to have a knack for 
alcohol consumption and I have never puked on anybody's shoes that I can 
remember.....

Wally


>From: Steve Alm <salm@mn.rr.com>
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>Subject: [Rhodes22-list] New Year's Insanity
>Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2003 16:01:34 -0600
>
>I had a perfectly glorious and savage NYE at the Mall Of America where I
>play.  We couldn't stop the revelers from dancing on stage at all times so
>it was strictly guerilla warfare.  I managed to escape with only about five
>or six drinks spilled on me and, oh yeah, only one guy puked on my shoes
>(no, it wasn't me).  The poor sucker was literally crawling on his hands 
>and
>knees--he crawled up to where I was standing, oblivious to everything and
>just barfed right at my feet.  I would have been mad had it not been so
>pathetic and hilarious.  Shrug. "OK, next song:  Whiskey River."  :-O...
>I came home feeling like I'd been in a fight or something, still I couldn't
>stop giggling.  I wonder if the Temptations ever have that happen.
>
>FYI for those who may be job-hunting this year--we're hiring.  Be the rock
>star that you always wanted to be!  Lead the glamorous life of a musician!
>Party 'till dawn and sleep 'till noon!  Clean vomit off your boots!  Call
>for an audition.  ;-)
>
>Cheers to all and may 2003 bring fair winds!
>Slim
>S/V Fandango
>
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