[Rhodes22-list] joke

[Alex Bell]

The Horth
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: >A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a 
friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize
him?" 
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget
shows up, 
and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A
female
horth."
So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her
eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the 
once over.
Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella
upagain, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her
mouf"? 
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him 
up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her 
twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his 
arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat,
pulls 
him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and 
coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a 
Widdlebit"?