[Rhodes22-list] Joke...
Steve
rhodes2282@yahoo.com
Tue, 28 Jan 2003 11:38:02 -0800 (PST)
Good one, Alex.
Steve
--- Alex Bell <alexbell@coastalnet.com> wrote:
> FOR ALL THOSE LEFT LEANING, NARROW FOCUSED PEOPLE
> WHO SCREAM WHEN WE
> HAVE JOKES ABOUT HILLARY, BILL AND THE DASTARDLY
> CRATS, THIS IS FOR YOU.
>
> WE HARD ASS CONSERVATIVES CAN JOKE ABOUT OUR GUYS..
>
>
> At lunch George Bush and Dick Cheney are
> enjoying
> a celebration meal at a very fancy
> Washington restaurant.
> Their waitress approaches their table to
> take their order; she
> is
> young and very attractive.
> She asks Cheney what he wants, and
> he replies; "I'll have the heart-healthy
> salad."
> - "Very good, sir", she replies, and turning
> to Bush
> she asks, "And what do you want,
> Mr.President?"
> Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken
> aback,
> the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm
> shocked and
> disappointed in you. I thought you were
> bringing in a new administration that was
> committed
> to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I
>
> voted for you." With that, the waitress
> departed
> in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and
> says,
> "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced
> quiche.
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