[Rhodes22-list] War - Joke

[Eaton, Gil]

Subject: Good meaning of Valentines Day
 
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for
a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. 
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock."
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a
lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know,"
Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could
blow the shit out of him."