[Rhodes22-list] another political joke
brad haslett
flybrad@yahoo.com
Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:41:50 -0800 (PST)
Good one! Nice variation of and old joke about Bobby
Knight. The third surgeon found and asshole and a
plaid coat and now he's a head college basketball
coach. I'd send your version to GW, he'd probably get
a kick out of it but he's a little busy now.
Brad Haslett
--- Robert Dilk <Robert.Dilk@trw.com> wrote:
> That is not humor. Humor is based on some truth.
> This is just bad.
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> This joke might be offensive to our Bush admirers,
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> Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had
> the greatest skill.
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> The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached
> seven fingers on a
> pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen
> of England."
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> The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a
> man in a car accident. All
> his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two
> years after I reattached
> them, he won three gold medals for field events in
> the Olympics."
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> The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a
> cowboy. He was high on
> cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on
> into a Santa Fe freight
> train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to
> work with was the
> horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. In 2000 he became
> president of the United
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