[Rhodes22-list] jokes
Steve
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Thu Jul 3 09:55:01 EDT 2003
Michael
You do realize that now you are going to get sunburned
real bad at the beach. Have a good time:-)
Steve
--- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> George Bush was out jogging one morning when he came
> across a
> little boy sitting on the White House lawn with a
> box full
> of newborn puppies.
>
> He was mesmerized by the cute little puppies and
> when the little boy said,
> "You should take one, they're Republican puppies,"
>
> George replied, "Well, that's just great, maybe I
> will."
>
> The next day, he takes Dick Cheney jogging with him.
> "Dick, you gotta come
> with me, there's something I have to show you."
>
> As they approach the boy with the box, the boy says,
> "Would either of you
> like a puppy? They're Democrat puppies."
>
> A puzzled George asks, "But didn't you tell me just
> yesterday that they were
> Republican puppies?"
>
> The boy replied, "Yes, but that was before their
> eyes opened."
>
> ++
>
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/bills/?billnum=S.22&congress=108
>
> ++
> http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=61579
>
> ++
>
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/gm/2003/gm030630.gif
>
> - from Jimi Pocius
>
> --
> http://securityfocus.com/columnists/169
>
> - from Rob Brucato
>
> --
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