[Rhodes22-list] jokes, some repeats, some not.

[Alex Bell]

> Subject: French Humor
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> OK, let's bash the French one more time and get it over with:
> Q. How many gears in a French tank?
> A. Six, five reverse and one forward in case they are attacked from
> behind.
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> Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
> A. The army
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> Q. How did the French advertise surplus world war two rifles?
> A  Never fired, only dropped once.
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> Q  Why might the French send troops to the Gulf?
> A  To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
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> Q  How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
> A  Nobody knows, they have never tried it.
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> Q  The French have just ordered a new national flag.
> A  It's a white cross on a white background.
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> Q  What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
> A  You can make soldiers out of toast.
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> Q  Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris?
> A  Because every time they go off, people start trying to surrender.
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>    And finally
> In a rare show of bravery, a French soldier answered an order from his
> commanding officer and ran out on to the field of battle - in the line of
> fire - to retrieve a despatch case from a dead soldier and dashed back to
> his HQ. The officer said "I'm recomending you for a medal for risking your
> life to save the details of the locations of our secret warehouses."
> "Warehouses?" said the soldier. "Sacre bleu!" I thought you said the
> whorehouses."
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