[Rhodes22-list] joke

Alex Bell alexbell@coastalnet.com
Mon, 24 Mar 2003 14:03:11 -0500


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

Conclusion:

As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.