[Rhodes22-list] Joke - Decapitation Attack on Peace Movement Succeeds - (its just a joke folks!)

[Rik Sandberg]

Brad

Uh......makes sense to me ?!?!??!?!?! :-)

Rik

On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 06:40:39 -0800 (PST), brad haslett <flybrad@yahoo.com> 
wrote:

> Decapitation Attack On Peace Movement Succeeds (2003-03-23) -- U.S. 
> officials don't know when, or how
> it happened, but intelligence in the field indicates
> that an apparent 'decapitation attack' on the peace
> movement succeeded.
>
> "The anti-Bush protestors are wandering about in
> clusters, shouting a variety of unrelated messages,"
> said an unnamed Pentagon source. "It's clear that
> there is no cohesive leadership. The protestors look
> bedraggled and confused. We don't know when the
> decapitation attack happened, or who did it. Frankly,
> we've just been ignoring them and moving on to our
> objectives."
>
> A spokesman for protestors in San Francisco rejected
> the Pentagon assertion.
>
> "We're focused and determined to stop this war for oil
> and let the Iraqi people run their own democracy," the
> spokesman said. "And we must seek justice for gays and
> do a re-count of the 2000 presidential election
> ballots and let women choose abortions and Bush is
> worse than Saddam and we still haven't captured bin
> Laden and what about North Korean nukes and world
> opinion is against us and get Israel out of Palestine
> and force the U.S. to obey Jacques Chirac and Kofi
> Annan, and...did I leave anything out? But anyway,
> that's our purpose and we will never waver...and,
> remember, all these protests are spontaneous. The next
> one is scheduled for tomorrow night at seven."
>
>
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