[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[Michael Meltzer]

http://www.intelligencehub.com/test/behappy_.htm

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- from Jimi Pocius

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(Mumf note: this next one is one of my all-time favorites!)

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

- from Ron Nichols

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A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he
went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to
build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on
assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He finished
the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I
want you to know that - I - am the man of this house, and
my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," his wife replied.

- from John Raso

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http://www.flowgo.com/greetings/dirtybaby/dirtybaby.swf

- from Nancy Monroe

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Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come
work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache,
leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I
feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give
me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what
you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice
house."

- from Fred Frost

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(Mumf note: this one people can't seem to get enough of.)

http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong2.shtml

- from Jodi Houpert

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(Mumf note: this last one is an example of a geek trying
to explain a geeky joke - enjoy . sorry Ron J)

Tom -

OK, somehow I know I will regret this . . .
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 cd /pub
 more beer

Go to the pub, . . . do I really need to explain "more
beer" at this point?
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who
understand binary, and those who don't

There are only two (written in binary as one zero - 10)
types of people . .
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# man woman
# Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

This one is evident, run "man" with the argument "woman"
and the program crashes with a segmentation error/fault
and the core dumps. Now you have to reboot and restart . .
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Tom, this one is way too funny. I laughed for 10 minutes
thinking about it
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hash bang slash bin slash bash
 translation: (#!/bin/bash)

It's the Bourne Again SHell!!!

Hey, Sirini should have explained this one to you!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK, I know that I will now regret hitting the "send"
button . . . but here goes . . .

Ron

- from Ron Nichols