[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline

Michael Meltzer mjm@michaelmeltzer.com
Mon, 31 Mar 2003 12:00:14 -0500


mind blowing.

we went from "I am pound of my son who needed to be bail out" to a pretty good impression Patton begging Badly for control of 3 Army
:-)

MJM

----- Original Message -----
From: "General Boats" <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
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Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 6:49 AM
Subject: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline


> think I would like to play.
>
> I say the war will be won from the North.  a) since Turkey has not
> cooperated, it would be unexpected.  b) unlike the citizens in the South,
> the Kurds are itching to fight for "our cause",  c) we have airfields that
> are working for us. Put me in charge. I can handle it from here.
>
> stan/gbi
>
> brad haslett wrote:
>
> > New War Show Lets Audience Call Shots
> > (2003-03-27) -- When it comes to military strategy,
> > studies show that the average TV viewer knows more
> > than the best commanders in the field. That's why
> > network executives are so excited about the potential
> > for "The War Show."
> >
> > The new multi-hour daily drama 'virtually embeds' TV
> > viewers in military units in the field. Equipped with
> > nothing more than satellite TV, a chalk board and a
> > cell phone, the randomly-selected TV viewers will
> > command legions of troops in battle against the enemy.
> >
> > "We know this show will be a ratings hit," said an
> > unnamed network spokesman. "Our only concern is that
> > with ordinary TV viewers calling the shots, the war
> > will be over too soon."
> >
> > The War Show's producers acknowledge they may "throw a
> > few curves" to make the show last longer. For example,
> > "we may provide the enemy with detailed information
> > about strategy, timing and troop movements, just to
> > make it interesting
> >
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