[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[Michael Meltzer]

http://www.fundmental.com/funpages/flash/saddamgone.html


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http://www.fundmental.com/funpages/milsupport.html

 

 - from Jimi Pocius

 

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It has been reported that Arabs HATE being called "towel heads". They report that what they actually wear on their heads are sheets. Therefore, until further notice, PLEASE call them "sheet heads."

 

- from Chris Helin

 

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"I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."

--Monica Lewinsky

 

 - from Patty Galvin

 

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On June 2, the Federal Communications Commission is planning on authorizing sweeping  changes to the American news media. The rules change could allow your local TV stations, newspaper, radio stations, and cable provider to all be owned by one company.  NBC,
ABC, CBS and Fox could have the same corporate parent.  The resulting concentration
of ownership could be deeply destructive to our democracy.

Congress is supposed to guard against monopoly power.  But the upcoming rule change could change the landscape for all media and usher in an era in which a few corporations control your
access to news and entertainment.  Please join me in asking Congress and the FCC to support a diverse, competitive media landscape by going to:

http://www.moveon.org/stopthefcc/

You can also automatically have your comments publicly filed at the FCC.

When the folks at MoveOn.org talk to Congress people about this issue, the response is usually the same: "We only hear from media lobbyists on this.  It seems like my constituents aren't very concerned with this issue."  A few thousand emails could permanently change that perception.
Please join this critical campaign, and let Congress know you care.

 

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"Democrats are very upset that President Bush flew onto that aircraft carrier dressed as a fighter pilot. They said it was just a campaign stunt. But I don't know. Before that he visited that Boeing plant and put on a construction hat. And then he went to his ranch and put on a cowboy hat. Then last week he met with cops and put on a motorcycle hat. I think he's trying to join the Village People." -Jay Leno

 

 - from Sandy Fraser

 

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