[Rhodes22-list] WHY

[Paul Grandholm]

1.       Last night I played a blank tape at full blast
 The mime next door went nuts. 

 

2.       If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? 

 

3.       Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

 

4.       So what's the speed of dark? 

 

5.       After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? 

 

6.       Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? 

 

7.       If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? 

 

8.       Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? 

 

9.       Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? 

 

10.   Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 

 

11.   If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 

 

12.   Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse? 

 

13.   Whose cruel idea was it for the word `lisp' to have an 's' in it? 

 

14.   If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 

 

15.   Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? 

 

16.   Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

 

17.   Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? 

 

18.   Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? 

 

19.   When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me! 

 

20.   Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'? 

 

21.   Why do scientists call it 'research' when they are looking for something new? 

 

22.   If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 

 

23.   Why is it that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? 

 

24.   Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.

 

25.   Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. 

 

26.   How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? 

 

27.   Why is it fake lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

 

28.   What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? 

 

29.   Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 

 

30.   If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 

 

31.  Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? 

 

32.  I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.



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Paul Grandholm
C&H Technology
GrandPower Components Div.
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