[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Edenton

[Michael Meltzer]

well I could use both you and Steve. I think the first week you two can be the boating instructors, show the crew all the lines, how
to straighten the stick and "good semen ship". One week we could dress up you guys in uniforms and have a "Cost guard inspection"
including a full captivity search. next week you guy could be the marina owners willing to "negotiate" the dock fee's. after that
both of you could be the on water pizza deliverity guys when they have no money. A week after that you could be "sea tow" and they
need save their boat from savage fee. Yard workers for a bottom job.... Shipwreck sailors saved from remote island and have not seen
a woman for years...........  the plot lines are endless :-)


The best part, the boat is now fully tax deductible.... Stan is a true master :-)

MJM


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Ben Schultz" <BenS at ApproSystems.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>; "stan" <stan at rhodes22.com>
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 10:13 AM
Subject: RE: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Edenton


> Now you're talking!  If you need any photo assistants to help set up
> lighting, props, etc. just let me know.
>
> Ben
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Michael Meltzer [mailto:mjm at michaelmeltzer.com]
> Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 5:52 PM
> To: stan; The Rhodes 22 mail list
> Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Edenton
>
>
> I do like the idea of naked women. Maybe Rodger will  let us use his new
> camera. We could have the "small boat sail fetish site". For 9.99 a mounth
> we will provide an updated stream of pictures. from a single person crew to
> a six member crew. It would be great advertizing for the boat, we could show
> off a group interior shot. The filler cockpit Cushsion. etc.
>
> BTW I mentr the "boat show pachakage page" the price is shown for 2001, what
> about 2004(5) pricing.
>
> MJM
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "stan" <stan at rhodes22.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 2:07 PM
> Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Edenton
>
>
> > Ed,
> >
> > It has been another wild day at GBI (ask Peter) so I welcome some
> > diversion. No offense but you have to sit here on the hill to get the
> > picture before you go down in the trenches, or you lose your way.
> >
> > We have the product, we have the facilities, we have a great sales
> > force in the form of the List among which you and Rummy are
> > outstanding examples, and sales are not our problem.  Nor is Michael.
> > He has his problems and while we asked to drop the deal of the day
> > (and I thought it was until you pointed out it is still there) we
> > don't want to burden him unless necessary.  But the fact is that we
> > don't need to sell an old boat and then spend a lot of time holding
> > the buyer's hand thereafter to become profitable.
> >
> > What you have to do to make this work is get us what we really need:
> > serious workers and semi-serious working capital.  Then you will be
> > talking. And then, when poor doctor Harris, who has been patiently
> > waiting for over a year, gets his beautiful new loaded Rhodes, we will
> > be in a more receptive state to sharpen the site.
> >
> > You have, however. got me thinking about others making millions using
> > the web.  How about you getting me some healthy farmerettes and naked
> > animals sailing a Rhodes outside the 3 mile porn limit.  We will get a
> > hole new audience and some are bound to start asking, "what kind of a
> > boat is that".
> >
> > stan/gbi
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Kroposki" <kroposki at innova.net>
> > To: "Michael J Meltzer" <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> > Cc: <wwrhodes at rhodes22.com>
> > Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 9:48 AM
> > Subject: RE: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Edenton
> >
> >
> > > Michael,
> > > If Stan does not want to post any special deals of the day, the deal
> > > of the day ought to be edited out of the site.  The big print saying
> > > he does not have a deal is a big turn off to anyone shopping around.
> > > If you are selling, you are always dealing. A current showboat could
> > > always be priced out there, that is if new showboats are for sale.
> > > Doesn't Stan have a couple of Scows that he took as trade-ins?
> > > Put a price tag on one and make it the 'deal of the day'.  He used to
> > > have a couple of old Rhodes22 hulls lying around.  Now that he has
> > > scavenged what parts he needs, put one of those derelicts up there as a
> > > hobbyist project boat.  He is always complaining about GBI as being a
> > > non-profit organization.  To a distant observer, it seems he works hard
> > > at not making a profit.  Others are making millions using the Web.
> > > Maybe it is because Stan does not want to be bothered with that
> > > sort of calls.  Try putting Elton's name and phone number as the wheeler
> > > dealer.
> > >
> > >
> > > Ed K
> > >>
> >
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