[Rhodes22-list] Insight for the Liberals (Joke-maybe; maybe not)

[Steve]

>         "We the sensible people of the United
> States, in an attempt to help
> everyone get along, restore some semblance of
> justice, avoid more riots,
> keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and
> secure the blessings of
> debt free liberty to ourselves and our
> great-great-great-grandchildren,
> hereby try one more time to ordain and establish
> some common sense
> guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden,
> delusional, and other
> liberal bed-wetters.
> 
>         We hold these truths to be self evident:
> that a whole lot of people
> are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim
> they require a Bill of
> NON-Rights."
> 
>         ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a
> new car, big screen TV, or
> any other form of wealth. More power to you if you
> can legally acquire them,
> but no one is guaranteeing anything.
> 
>         ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to
> never be offended. This
> country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
> for everyone -- not just
> you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,
> express a different opinion,
> etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably
> always will be.
> 
>         ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be
> free from harm. If you
> stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more
> careful, do not expect the
> tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
> independently wealthy.
> 
>         ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to
> free food and housing.
> Americans are the most charitable people to be
> found, and will gladly help
> anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
> subsidizing generation
> after generation of professional couch potatoes who
> achieve nothing more
> than the creation of another generation of
> professional couch potatoes.
> 
>         ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free
> health care. That would
> be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're
> just not interested in
> public health care.
> 
>         ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to
> physically harm other
> people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
> kill someone, don't be
> surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
> the electric chair.
> 
>         ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to
> the possessions of others.
> If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or
> services of other citizens,
> don't be surprised if the rest of us get together
> and lock you away in a
> place where you still won't have the right to a big
> screen color TV or a
> life of leisure.
> 
>         ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a
> job. All of us sure
> want you to have a job, and will gladly help you
> along in hard times, but we
> expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of
> education and
> vocational training laid before you to make yourself
> useful.
> 
>         ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to
> happiness. Being an
> American means that you have the right to PURSUE
> happiness, which by the
> way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
> over abundance of idiotic
> laws created by those of you who were confused by
> the Bill of Rights.
> 
>         ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking
> country. We don't care where
> you are from, English is our language. Learn it or
> go back to wherever you
> came from!
> 
>         (lastly....)
> 
>         ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to
> change our country's
> history or heritage. This country was founded on the
> belief in one true God.
> And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any
> religion, any faith, or
> no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The
> phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
> part of our heritage and history, and if you are
> uncomfortable with it,
> TOUGH!!!!
> 
>         If you agree, share this with a friend. No,
> you don't have to, and
> nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just
> think it's about time
> common sense is allowed to flourish.
> 
> 
> 
>         Sensible people of the United States speak
> out because if you do
> not, who will?
> 
>         Vote - it's American as American can be...!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 


	
		
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