[Rhodes22-list] Insight for the Liberals (Joke-maybe; maybe not)

[stan]

Hey Steve.

I am with you but you forgot to add;

ARTICLE X11:

    You do not have the right to be screwed out of your life savings by
politicians who go to bed with fat C.E.Os.

I can add a lot more that I am sure you would also approve of but have to
get to work to help finance remaking the rest of the world in our own pretty
image.

stan/gbi


----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve Alm" <salm at mn.rr.com>
To: "Rhodes" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2004 3:41 AM
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Insight for the Liberals (Joke-maybe; maybe
not)


> Hey Steve,
>
> I got my welfare check in the mail today.  Thank you for doing that for
me.
> It's great living off of guys like you.  This being-a-liberal stuff is
> fantastic!  You should try it.  No, wait!  YOU stop lollygagging around on
> the computer and get back to work!  I need another box of wine and some
> Swisher Sweets!!!
>
> Slim
>
>
> On 4/11/04 9:22 AM, "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >>         "We the sensible people of the United
> >> States, in an attempt to help
> >> everyone get along, restore some semblance of
> >> justice, avoid more riots,
> >> keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and
> >> secure the blessings of
> >> debt free liberty to ourselves and our
> >> great-great-great-grandchildren,
> >> hereby try one more time to ordain and establish
> >> some common sense
> >> guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden,
> >> delusional, and other
> >> liberal bed-wetters.
> >>
> >>         We hold these truths to be self evident:
> >> that a whole lot of people
> >> are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim
> >> they require a Bill of
> >> NON-Rights."
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a
> >> new car, big screen TV, or
> >> any other form of wealth. More power to you if you
> >> can legally acquire them,
> >> but no one is guaranteeing anything.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to
> >> never be offended. This
> >> country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
> >> for everyone -- not just
> >> you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,
> >> express a different opinion,
> >> etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably
> >> always will be.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be
> >> free from harm. If you
> >> stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more
> >> careful, do not expect the
> >> tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
> >> independently wealthy.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to
> >> free food and housing.
> >> Americans are the most charitable people to be
> >> found, and will gladly help
> >> anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
> >> subsidizing generation
> >> after generation of professional couch potatoes who
> >> achieve nothing more
> >> than the creation of another generation of
> >> professional couch potatoes.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free
> >> health care. That would
> >> be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're
> >> just not interested in
> >> public health care.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to
> >> physically harm other
> >> people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
> >> kill someone, don't be
> >> surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
> >> the electric chair.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to
> >> the possessions of others.
> >> If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or
> >> services of other citizens,
> >> don't be surprised if the rest of us get together
> >> and lock you away in a
> >> place where you still won't have the right to a big
> >> screen color TV or a
> >> life of leisure.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a
> >> job. All of us sure
> >> want you to have a job, and will gladly help you
> >> along in hard times, but we
> >> expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of
> >> education and
> >> vocational training laid before you to make yourself
> >> useful.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to
> >> happiness. Being an
> >> American means that you have the right to PURSUE
> >> happiness, which by the
> >> way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
> >> over abundance of idiotic
> >> laws created by those of you who were confused by
> >> the Bill of Rights.
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking
> >> country. We don't care where
> >> you are from, English is our language. Learn it or
> >> go back to wherever you
> >> came from!
> >>
> >>         (lastly....)
> >>
> >>         ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to
> >> change our country's
> >> history or heritage. This country was founded on the
> >> belief in one true God.
> >> And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any
> >> religion, any faith, or
> >> no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The
> >> phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
> >> part of our heritage and history, and if you are
> >> uncomfortable with it,
> >> TOUGH!!!!
> >>
> >>         If you agree, share this with a friend. No,
> >> you don't have to, and
> >> nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just
> >> think it's about time
> >> common sense is allowed to flourish.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>         Sensible people of the United States speak
> >> out because if you do
> >> not, who will?
> >>
> >>         Vote - it's American as American can be...!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
> >
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