[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[Michael Meltzer]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: #1. I'm the head of
the family, so call me The President. #2 Your mother is the administrator of
the money, so we call her the Government. #3 We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you the People. #4 The nanny, we'll consider her the
Working Class. #5 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now
think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.  So the
little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future
is in deep shit!

 - from Nancy Bakos

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John Ashcroft mosaic made out of little porn people

http://www.pmbrowser.info/hublog/archives/000778.html

 - from Steve Haggerty

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 - from Jimi Pocius

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DID YOU KNOW

As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S. Supreme Court
you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and
each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full
frontal view - it is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments!

DID YOU KNOW?

As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the
Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door.

DID YOU KNOW?

As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the
Supreme Court judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments!

DID YOU KNOW?

There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and
Monuments in Washington, D.C.

DID YOU KNOW?

James Madison, the fourth president, known as "The Father of Our
Constitution" made the following statement "We have staked the whole of all
our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government,
upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control
ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God."

DID YOU KNOW?

Patrick Henry, that patriot and Founding Father of our country said, "It
cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was
founded not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions but on the
Gospel of Jesus Christ."

DID YOU KNOW?

Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose
salary has been paid by the taxpayer since 1777.

DID YOU KNOW?

Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the
established orthodox churches in the colonies.

DID YOU KNOW?

Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and
instead of interpreting the law would begin making law....an
oligarchy....the rule of few over many.

DID YOU KNOW?

The very first Supreme Court Justice, John Jay, said, "Americans should
select and prefer Christians as their rulers."


How, then, have we gotten to the point that everything we have done for 220
years in this country is now suddenly wrong and unconstitutional?

 - from Carol Bagshaw

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