[Rhodes22-list] Political Question for Steve?

[Steve]

Your killing me, Ed:-) That's to funny:-)
Steve

--- ed kroposki <ekroposki at charter.net> wrote:
> 
> Q: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
> Republicans, and
> Southerners?
> 
> Answer:
> 
> Pose the following question:
> 
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife
> comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
> knife, and charges. You
> are carrying a Glock 23, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds
> before he reaches you and your family. What do you
> do?
> 
> Democrat Answer:
> 
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question. Does the man
> look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to
> him that would inspire
> him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
> think? What about the
> kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
> knock the knife out of
> his hand? What does the law say about this
> situation? Does the Glock have
> the appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
> carrying a loaded gun anyway,
> and what kind of message does this send to society
> and to my children? Is it
> possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
> definitely want to kill
> me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
> were to grab his knees and
> hold on, could my family get away while he was
> stabbing me? Should I call
> 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to
> raise taxes, have a paint
> and weed day and make this a happier, healthier
> street that would discourage
> such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to
> confer with some friends
> for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
> 
> Republican Answer:
> 
> BANG!
> 
> Southerner's Answer:
> 
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! click....(sounds
> of reloading a fresh magazine).
> 
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! click.
> 
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips?"
> 
> 
> 
> 
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