[Rhodes22-list] Music Joke

[Steve Alm]

Brad,
The true story about Fan and Brandy is hilarious.  You can't make that stuff
up.  8-)
Slim

On 12/17/04 8:30 AM, "brad haslett" <flybrad at yahoo.com> wrote:

> That reminds me of the story of the guy who was
> walking by a Chinese restaurant with the sign:
> GUSSIPPE GIOVANI'S CHINESE FOOD.  The fellow walks in
> and asks the Chinese guy running the the establishment
> how the place got an Italian name.  The owner replies,
> "I get off boat at Ellis Island, immigration ask man
> in front of me, what name?.  He say, Gussippe Giovani.
> Man ask me, what name?, I say Sam Ding!"
> 
> Now this next one is a true story.  When I moved from
> the farm to Memphis, I had a yellow lab that
> absolutely refused to be a city dog.  She would escape
> every day and got hauled home by the police so often
> they would just open the door and Brandy would jump in
> the back seat.  One day Brandy ran off about three
> blocks to the University of Memphis campus.  Some
> student called Fan (I was on a trip) and said "lady I
> got your dog".  Fan met the kid on campus and
> retrieved Brandy.  The kid said, "hey lady, usually
> there's a reward for this".  Fan had $26 in her purse
> and gave it to him.  He complained about missing class
> and said, "usually its $50 or $100".  Fan replied,
> "next time, catch hundred dollar dog!"
> 
> Brad
> 
> 
> --- Steve Alm <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:
> 
>> 
>> Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Tokyo. . .
>>  
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> ?He's just finished playing his Seventies classic
>> Sir Duke. The crowd
>>  is? still going wild when a young Japanese man at
>> the front says, "Stevie
>>  Wonder, you play a jazz chord, you play a jazz
>> chord!"
>>  So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and
>> goes off on a jazz
>>  riff. The Japanese man says, "No Stevie Wonder, you
>> play a jazz chord!" So
>>  Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on
>> this amazing improvised
>>  moment. When he's finished, the lad says,"No
>> Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz
>>  chord!" By now old Stevie is a little confused.
>> "What do you mean, play a
>> jazz chord? I've just done 2 for you..?" he says to
>> the fan.
>>  "But it best song of Stevie Wonder! It bery
>> famous!" comes the reply.
>>  "OK well how does it go then?", enquires the blind
>> musical genius.
>> The young Japanese man clears his throat and starts
>> to sing:
>>  "A jazz ?chord.....to say..... I ruv you..."
>> 
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