[Rhodes22-list] I am nit sure how this applys to the list, but some how it does.....

[Steve]

You left out the Sheep, Michael:-)
Steve


--- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> > EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:
> > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY
> FAVOURITE!
> >
> > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
> > DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY
> > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
> little dangling objects.
> > They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
> forced to eat dry cereal.
> > The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of
> escape, and the mild
> > satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
> piece of furniture.
> Tomorrow
> > I may eat another house plant.
> > Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
> around their feet while
> they
> > were walking almost succeeded, must try this at
> the top of the stairs.
> > In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
> oppressors, I once again
> > induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair,
> must try this on their
> > bed.  Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
> headless body, in attempt
> to
> > make them aware of what I am capable of and to try
> to strike fear into
> their
> > hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
> what a good little cat I
> was.
> > Hmmm, not working according to plan.
> > There was some sort of gathering of their
> accomplices. I was placed in
> > solitary throughout the event. However, I could
> hear the noise and smell
> the
> > food. More importantly I overheard that my
> confinement was due to MY power
> > of
> > "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to
> use it to my advantage.
> > I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
> maybe snitches. The dog
> > is routinely released and seems more than happy to
> return He is obviously
> a
> > half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to
> be an informant, and
> > speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
> reports my every move. Due to
> > his current placement in the metal room, his
> safety is assured. But I can
> > wait, it is only a matter of time...
> >
> 
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