[Rhodes22-list] RE: newest reality show or bottom feeding

[Frank Mott]

Yes, No, Maybe so.....

The last time we left our protagonist she was about to be interviewed by a 
highly qualified, trained and compassionate highly esteemed member of our 
state unemployment office.  While she waited in anticipation for the moment 
to arrive she went through a vicarious practice interview.  Oh the pleasant 
mental images brought a smile to her lips and she involunatrally  muttered 
"thank God for state employees !"

It was at this precise moment that the euphoria wore off and she awoke in a 
sweat and a moment of anxiety.  Like a big gas bubble it wore off however 
and she returned to her usual pleasant and calm state of composure !  She 
realized in her awaken state she she need not fear since she had all the 
answers to the interview questions at her disposal. "Yes, No, maybe 
so......."  Happy in her new state of relaxed composure she returned to more 
important things.  And so the saga continues........ so until next time when 
we visit her again........ aloha and smooth sailing !

Bright skies, calm seas and a steady breeze,

Pancho


>From: "rita kyser" <strawdawgs55 at hotmail.com>
>To: mottman2 at hotmail.com
>Subject: newest reality show  or bottom feeding
>Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 00:35:58 +0000
>
>While the man from Huntington Beach has now become part the newest "Reality 
>show", called Interviews in Hell. This show is expected to surpass the 
>Apprentice and Survivor as  contestants
>try to out witt each other and the interviewers as they battle for the 
>coveted position of school teacher. The winning candidate will receive 
>about $39,000 for only 183 paid days of work, and countless hours of free 
>over time, not to mention experiencing the joy personal satisfaction of 
>working with the future leaders of American!
>
>mean while in the unemployment line....Ms. K has received  her first 
>correspondence from the STATE..
>The EDD whose motto is "serving the people of California". The question is 
>what are they serving?
>hopefully the free lunch. Looking over the forms Ms. k has notice the part 
>labeled section B:Work-search seems rather long...Could it be in her old 
>age Ms. K has lost her edge when dealing with the EDD. on the 18th Ms. K 
>will play the popular phone interview game. Her past experience has been 
>always a bit on the unpleasant side. This may be a bit tricky because this 
>will be when she is  at her most unpleasant time in her "cycle". Pity the 
>poor fool who starts the conversation with the line..."have you thought 
>about being a cashier?" Ms. K will respond with.."No.. how about you, have 
>you thought about working at Wal-mart when you job gets cut due to budget 
>cuts?"
>
>As the man from Huntington Beach continues a contestant on Interviews in 
>Hell, Ms K will become a statistic in the unemployment numbers, be sure and 
>read all about it and catch it on the 6:oo news.
>See  you then! R
>

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