[Rhodes22-list] joke...or not?

[Eaton, Gil]

Top 10 Reasons to Buy a Boat:

1. Financial Consultant advised you that hemorrhaging a fortune into a
depreciating asset was a sound financial strategy.
2. You want to become intimately acquainted with every single working part
of an engine.
3. You find constant scraping, painting and waxing to be very therapeutic.
4. You feel a moral obligation to help support OPEC.
5. Instead of sitting on shore not catching any fish, you prefer to sit on a
boat, not catching any fish.
6. To have complete strangers call you, Captain.
7. If you drink all day in a bar, you are a lush. If you drink all day on a
boat, you are enjoying life to its fullest potential.
8. Aren't some of those knots really cool?
9. You enjoy using a toilet the size of a saucepan.
10. A million Skippers cant be wrong.