[Rhodes22-list] Re: Sacramento Delta Trip

Thu May 13 09:35:54 EDT 2004

Some nice photos!

Wally

>From: "Chris Geankoplis" <napoli68 at charter.net>
>Reply-To: The Rhodes 22 mail list <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Re: Sacramento Delta Trip
>Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 10:48:35 -0700
>
>I've been trying to get these pictures of my trip on the Sacramento Delta
>trip last month.  It was a shakedown trip so not everything went perfectly,
>but a bad on a Rhodes beats (insert your choice). All the attachemnts are
>jpg so you should be able to view them.
>
>Chris
>S/V Passion
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
>To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>Date: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 4:17 PM
>Subject: [Rhodes22-list] jokes
>
>
>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
>the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
>for today?"
>
>"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
>
>The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
>crowded office and say things like that."
>
>"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
>
>The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
>this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
>your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the 
>doctor
>in private."
>
>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,
>if the answer could embarrass anyone."
>
>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
>receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
>
>"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>
>The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
>advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
>
>"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
>
>The doctor's office erupted in laughter
>
>- from Peter Kent
>
>--
>It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new
>Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
>
>Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught
>the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
>weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied 
>to
>his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members
>of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
>
>But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He
>went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked
>
>"Is the coming winter going to be cold ?"
>
>"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
>meteorologist at the weather service responded.
>
>So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more 
>wood
>in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather
>Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter ?"
>
>"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely
>going to be a very cold winter."
>
>The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
>scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National
>Weather
>Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very
>cold?"
>
>"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters
>ever."
>
>"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
>
>The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
>
>- from Jimi Pocius
>
>--
>12. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...
>11. Life is sexually transmitted...
>10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die...
>9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
>the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks...
>8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
>you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
>7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing...
>6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
>5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>criticism...
>4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
>3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
>2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first...
>
>AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
>
>You read about all these Terrorists - most of them came here legally, but
>they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
>Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you are two days late with a video and
>those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge
>of Immigration & Homeland Security
>
>- from Carol Bagshaw
>
>--
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