[Rhodes22-list] Re: Sacramento Delta Trip

Fri May 14 00:02:51 EDT 2004

some real nice pictures.

MJM
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Chris Geankoplis" <napoli68 at charter.net>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 1:48 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Re: Sacramento Delta Trip

> I've been trying to get these pictures of my trip on the Sacramento Delta
> trip last month.  It was a shakedown trip so not everything went perfectly,
> but a bad on a Rhodes beats (insert your choice). All the attachemnts are
> jpg so you should be able to view them.
> 
> Chris
> S/V Passion
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Date: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 4:17 PM
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] jokes
> 
> 
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
> the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
> for today?"
> 
> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> 
> The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
> crowded office and say things like that."
> 
> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> 
> The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
> this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
> your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor
> in private."
> 
> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,
> if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> 
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
> receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> 
> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> 
> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> 
> "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
> 
> The doctor's office erupted in laughter
> 
> - from Peter Kent
> 
> --
> It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new
> Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
> 
> Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught
> the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
> weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to
> his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members
> of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
> 
> But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He
> went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked
> 
> "Is the coming winter going to be cold ?"
> 
> "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
> meteorologist at the weather service responded.
> 
> So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood
> in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather
> Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter ?"
> 
> "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely
> going to be a very cold winter."
> 
> The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
> scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National
> Weather
> Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very
> cold?"
> 
> "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters
> ever."
> 
> "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
> 
> The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
> 
> - from Jimi Pocius
> 
> --
> 12. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...
> 11. Life is sexually transmitted...
> 10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die...
> 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
> the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks...
> 8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
> you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
> 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
> of nothing...
> 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
> 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
> criticism...
> 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
> substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
> 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
> weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
> 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
> realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first...
> 
> AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
> 
> You read about all these Terrorists - most of them came here legally, but
> they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
> Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you are two days late with a video and
> those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge
> of Immigration & Homeland Security
> 
> - from Carol Bagshaw
> 
> --
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