[Rhodes22-list] Test Of Age . . .

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Fri May 21 21:45:38 EDT 2004


AKA "Old Fart Test"

A Test for You

1. "Kookie; Kookie. Lend me your ________________."

2. The "battle cry" of the hippies in the sixties was "Turn on; 
tune in;________________."

3. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the 
sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked 
man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this 
behind." What did he leave behind?______________.

4. Folk songs were played side by side with rock and roll. One of the most 
memorable folk songs included these lyrics: "When the rooster crows at the 
break of dawn, look out your window and I'll be gone. You're the reason I'm 
traveling on, ________________."

5. A group of protesters arrested at the Democratic convention in Chicago 
in 1968 achieved cult status, and were known as the
______________.

6. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all 
watched them on the ____________________________show.

7. Some of us who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning our 
_____________________.

8. We all learned to read using the same books. We read about the thrilling 
lives and adventures of Dick and Jane. What was the name of Dick and Jane's 
dog?_____________

9. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk 
(what there was of it) in the front, was called the VW. What other name(s) 
did it go by?
____________________ or ______________________

10. A Broadway musical and movie gave us the gang names the
______________and the ____________.

11. In the seventies, we called the drop-out nonconformists "hippies." But 
in the early sixties, they were known as ______________________.

12. William Bendix played Chester A. Riley, who always seemed to get the 
short end of the stick in the television program, "The 
Life of Riley." At the end of each show, poor Chester would turn 
to the camera and exclaim, "What a __________________."

13. "Get your kicks, _________________________."

14. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been 
changed______________________________________."

15. The real James Bond, Sean Connery, mixed his martinis a 
special way:____________________________________.

16. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the _______________.

17. That "adult" book by Henry Miller - the one that contained all 
the "dirty" dialogue - was called _________________________________.

18. Today, the math geniuses in school might walk around with a 
calculator strapped to their belts. But back in the sixties, 
members of the math club used a ______________.

19. In 1971, singer Don Maclean sang a song about "the day the 
music died." This was a reference and tribute to ________________________.

20. A well-known television commercial featured a driver who was 
miraculously lifted through thin air and into the front seat of a 
convertible. The matching slogan was "Let Hertz 
___________________________."

21. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, 
we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance 
called the____________________.

22. "N-E-S-T-L-E-S; Nestles makes the very best... 
_______________."

23. In the late sixties, the "full figure" style of Jane Russell 
and Marilyn Monroe gave way to the "trim" look, as first 
exemplified by British model ___________________.

24. Sachmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this 
great jazz trumpet player with us. His name 
was_____________________________________.

25. On Jackie Gleason's variety show in the sixties, one of the 
most popular segments was "Joe, the Bartender." Joe's regular visitor at 
the bar was that slightly off- center, but lovable 
character,_________________. (The character's name, not the actor's.)

26. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The 
Russians did it; it was called ________________________.

27. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? 
_____________________.

28. One of the big fads of the late fifties and sixties was a 
large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called 
the _______________.

29. The "Age of Aquarius" was brought into the mainstream in the Broadway 
musical ___________________.

30. This is a two-parter: Red Skelton's hobo character (not the 
hayseed, the hobo) was ________. Red ended his television show by 
saying, "Good night, and ______________________."



THE ANSWERS

1. "Kookie; Kookie; lend me your comb."

2. The "battle cry" of the hippies in the sixties was "Turn on; 
tune in; drop out." Many people who proclaimed that 30 years ago today are 
Wall Street bond traders and corporate lawyers.

3. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet. Several of you 
said he left behind his mask. Oh, no; even off the screen, Clayton Moore 
would not be seen as the Lone Ranger without his mask!

4. "When the rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out your 
window and I'll be gone. You're the reason I'm traveling on; Don't think 
twice, it's all right."

5. The group of protesters arrested at the Democratic convention in Chicago 
in 1968 was known as the Chicago seven. As Paul Harvey says, "They would 
like me to mention their names."

6. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all 
watched them on the Ed Sullivan Show.

7. Some who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their 
draft cards. If you said "bras," you've got the right spirit, but 
nobody ever burned a bra while I was watching. The "bra burning" days came 
as a by-product of women's liberation movement which had nothing directly 
to do with the Vietnam war

8. Dick and Jane's dog was Spot. "See Spot run." Whatever happened to them? 
Rumor has it they have been replaced in some school systems by "Heather Has 
Two Mommies."

9. It was the VW Beetle, or more affectionately, the Bug.

10. A Broadway musical and movie gave us the gang names the Sharks and the 
Jets. West Side Story.

11. In the early sixties, the drop-out, non-conformists were known as 
beatniks. Maynard G. Krebs was the classic beatnik, except that he had no 
rhythm, man; a beard, but no beat.

12. At the end of "The Life of Riley," Chester would turn to the 
camera and exclaim, "What a revolting development this is."

13. "Get your kicks, on Route 66."

14. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to 
protect the innocent."

15. The real James Bond, Sean Connery, mixed his martinis a 
special way: shaken, not stirred.

16. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight."

17. That "adult" book by Henry Miller was called Tropic of Cancer. Today, 
it would get a PG-13 rating.

18. Back in the sixties, members of the math club used a slide 
rule.

19. "The day the music died" was a reference and tribute to Buddy Holly.

20. The matching slogan was "Let Hertz put you in the driver's 
seat."

21. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, 
we "danced" under a stick in a dance called the Limbo.

22. "N-E-S-T-L-E-S; Nestles makes the very best....chooo-c'late." In the 
television commercial, "chocolate" was sung by a puppet - a dog. (Remember 
his mouth flopping open and shut?)

23. In the late sixties, the "full figure" style gave way to 
the"trim" look, as first exemplified by British model Twiggy.

24. Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was 
Louis Armstrong.

25. Joe's regular visitor at the bar was Crazy Googenhiem.

26. The Russians put the first satellite into orbit; it was called 
Sputnik.

27. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? A Timex watch.

28. The large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist was 
called the hula-hoop.

29. The "Age of Aquarius" was brought into the mainstream in the 
Broadway musical "Hair."

30. Red Skelton's hobo character was Freddie the Freeloader. (Clem 
Kaddiddlehopper was the "hay seed.") Red ended his television show by 
saying, "Good night, and may God bless."


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   -----Original Message-----
   Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 13:22:14   From: Ross Spencer   Subject: 
     AKA      A Test for You
     1. "Kookie; Kookie. Lend me     2. The "battle cry" of the hippies in the     tune in;________________."
     3. After the Lone     sunset, the grateful citizens     man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I     left this behind." What did he leave      4. Folk songs were played side by side with     of the most memorable folk songs included these lyrics:     the rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out your window and
     I'll be     ________________."
     5. A group     in Chicago in 1968     ______________.
     6. When the      watched them on     7. Some of us who protested the      _____________________.
     8. We all     the thrilling lives     the name of Dick and Jane's      9. The cute little car with the engine in the     (what there was of it) in the front, was called the VW.     other name(s) did it go by?
     ____________________ or      10. A Broadway musical and movie gave us     ______________and the ____________.
     11. In the      "hippies." But in the     ______________________.
     12. William     get the short end of the     Life of Riley." At the end of each     to the camera and exclaim, "What a      13. "Get your kicks,      14. "The story you are about to see is          15. The real James     special      16. "In the jungle, the      17. That "adult" book by Henry     all the "dirty" dialogue - was called      _________________________________.
     18. Today, the math geniuses in     calculator strapped to their belts.     members of the math club used a      19. In 1971, singer Don Maclean sang a song about     music died." This was a reference and tribute to      ________________________.
     20. A well-known television commercial      miraculously lifted through thin air and into     a convertible. The matching slogan was "Let Hertz      ___________________________."
     21. After the twist, the mashed     we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as     in a dance called the____________________.
     22.     _______________."
     23. In the     and Marilyn Monroe     exemplified by British model      24. Sachmo was America's "ambassador of     shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name      was_____________________________________.
     25. On Jackie Gleason's      most popular segments was     visitor at the bar was that slightly off-      character,_________________. (The character's     actor's.)
     26. We can remember the first satellite placed     Russians did it; it was called      27. What takes a licking and keeps on      _____________________.
     28. One of the big fads of the     large plastic ring that we twirled around     called
     the _______________.
     29. The "Age of     Broadway musical      30. This is a two-parter: Red Skelton's hobo      hayseed, the hobo) was ________. Red ended his      saying, "Good night, and      THE ANSWERS
     1. "Kookie;     2. The "battle cry" of the hippies in the     tune in; drop out." Many people who proclaimed that 30     today are Wall Street bond traders and corporate lawyers.
     3.     said he left      Clayton Moore would not be     mask!
     4. "When the rooster crows at     window and I'll be gone. You're the     Don't think twice, it's all right."
     5. The group     in Chicago in 1968 was     Harvey says, "They would like me to mention     6. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early     watched them on the Ed Sullivan Show.
     7. Some who     draft cards. If you said     but
     nobody ever burned a bra while I was     days came as a by-product of women's     had nothing directly to do with the Vietnam war
     8.     happened to them? Rumor     school systems by "Heather Has Two      9. It was the VW Beetle, or more affectionately, the      10. A Broadway musical and movie gave us the gang names the          11. In the early sixties, the     known as beatniks. Maynard G. Krebs was the classic      except that he had no rhythm, man; a beard, but no     12.      camera     13. "Get your     14. "The story you are about to see is true. The     changed to protect the innocent."
     15. The real James     special way: shaken, not      16. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps      17. That "adult" book by Henry Miller was called Tropic     Cancer. Today, it would get a PG-13 rating.
     18. Back in the     rule.
     19. "The day the     Buddy Holly.
     20. The matching     seat."
     21. After     we "danced" under a stick     22. "N-E-S-T-L-E-S; Nestles makes the very     best....chooo-c'late." In the television commercial, "chocolate"
     was sung     and shut?)
     23.     the"trim" look, as     24. Our parents shared this     His name was Louis Armstrong.
     25.     26. The Russians     called
     Sputnik.
     27.     28. The large     called the      29. The "Age of Aquarius" was brought into the     Broadway musical "Hair."
     30. Red Skelton's hobo character     (Clem Kaddiddlehopper was the "hay seed.") Red     television show by saying, "Good night, and may God      _________________________________________________________________

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