[Rhodes22-list] Politics

[brad haslett]

Slim,

Congratulations!  You were able to cover politics and
sex in one post.  I especially liked the part about
the TVA.  Wally and Anne no doubt appreciate the TVA
as well.  Anyway, the author should look at the map on
the link.  There's a lot more red than just the South.

http://realclearpolitics.com/Presidential_04/2004_County_Results_Final.html

Brad Haslett
"CoraShen"

--- Steve Alm <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:

> > Man, this has been a slow, I mean slow day on the
> list. I guess we're gonna
> > have to start talking politics or something.
> > 
> > Rummy
> 
> So--the list is too quiet you say?  Want some more
> politics you say?  I
> can't resist this one.  I tried to make myself not
> post this but I can't
> help it.  
> 
> Someone (you know who you are) sent this to me today
> back channel and I
> thought I should never post this to the list, but
> somehow, somewhere along
> the way, I decided I had to.  It's Rummy's fault. 
> He's begging for it.
> 
> This should be labeled "Joke" I think, although some
> of you might not think
> so.  It made me laugh my ass off and I hope you get
> a laugh out of it too.
> 
> WARNING:  Contains very strong language.
> 
> WARNING:  May be very offensive to some.
> 
> DISCLAIMER:  I didn't write this and the views and
> opinions expressed herein
> do not necessarily reflect those of myself, my
> family, my friends or my
> colleagues.
> 
> 
> In fact, don't read any further!
> 
> 
> 
> But here it comes:
> 
> 
> 
> Delete now!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Are you still here?
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> OK......
> 
> 
> 
> I'm going to click paste and then duck and cover and
> run off to work.
> 
> 
> 
> FUCK THE SOUTH
> by Anonymous
> 
> A Disgruntled Massachusetts Voter Gets It Off His
> Chest
> 
> 
> 
> Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go
> when they wanted to
> leave. Fighting for the right to keep slaves--yeah,
> those are states we
> want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the
> fucking Arrogant
> Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for
> arrogant: the South is the
> REAL America? The AUTHENTIC America. Really?
> 
> 'Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes.
> Those Founding Fathers
> you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit
> about what you think
> they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think
> those wig-wearing,
> lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were
> fucking
> blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New
> York? Hello? Think
> there might be a reason all the fucking monuments
> are up here in our
> backyard?
> 
> No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you
> visit the Liberty Bell
> and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over
> your real American
> selves and start respecting those other nine
> amendments. Who do you
> think those fucking stripes on the flag are for?
> Nine are for fucking
> blue states. Get it? We started this shit, so don't
> get all uppity about
> how real you are, you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh,
> I've been a state for
> almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
> 
> Arrogant? You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about
> fucking arrogance?
> Maybe I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't
> paying for your
> fucking bridges, bitch. All those federal taxes you
> love to hate? It all
> comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy
> your fucking
> Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your
> fancy highways that we
> paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a
> hurricane, you can
> come crying to us if you want to, but you're the
> ones who built on a
> fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it; it's a
> shithole," we said, but
> you had to have your fucking orange juice.
> 
> The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the
> government's money"
> is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states
> that get the most
> federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you
> guess? That's
> right, motherfucker, they're red states. And 8 of
> the 10 states that
> receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy.
> They're blue states.
> It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our
> money. What was that
> Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago?
> Self reliance? Try
> this for self reliance: Buy your own fucking stop
> signs, asshole.
> 
> Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute.
> You and your
> Southern values can bite my ass because the blue
> states got the values
> over you fucking Real Americans every day of the
> goddamn week. Which
> state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you
> marriage-hyping
> dickwads? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts,
> the fucking center
> of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the
> state you love to
> tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom
> Thurmond has the
> lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think
> that's just some
> aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest
> divorce rates are
> fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the
> Northeast, where our
> values suck so bad. And where are the highest
> divorce rates? Care to
> fucking guess? Ten out of 10 are fucking red-ass,
> we're-so-fucking-moral
> states.
> 
> But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin
> marriage for you? Yeah?
> Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your
> own, you little
> bastards. Oh, but that's okay because you go to
> church, right? I mean
> you do, right? 'Cause we fucking get to hear about
> it every goddamn year
> at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you
> get up every Sunday
> morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of
> moral superiority.
> Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking
> Northerners don't talk
> about religion as much as you because we're not so
> busy sinning, hmmm?
> Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No,
> you're too busy
> erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments
> in buildings paid
> for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite.
> 
> Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your
> liberal-bashing,
> federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving,
> holier- than-thou,
> hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
> 
> And no, you can't have your fucking convention in
> New York next time.
> 
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