[Rhodes22-list] Joke: For the Minnesota Rhodies (that means you Anne)

[brad haslett]

  Ole is a farmer in Visconsin. He is in need of a new
milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in
Minnesota.

  He drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, reaches
under to see if she gives milk.

  When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.

  Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is
selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try
again.

  He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts
again.

  Milk does come out, however, so after some
discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it
home.

  He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey
Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

  Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow
farts. Sven looks at Olie and says, "You bought dis
cow in Minnesota, yah?"

  Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right.
But how did you know?"

  Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."




		
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