[Rhodes22-list] FW: Top 9 comments by NBC sports commentators

Frank Mott mottman2 at hotmail.com
Wed Sep 15 22:20:29 EDT 2004




> > >Subject: Top 9 comments by NBC sports commentators
> > >
> > >
> > >Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
> > during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
> >
> > 1.. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.  I saw
> > her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.?
> > 2.. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> > personal experience since I once mounted her mother.?
> > 3.. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
> > and father.?
> > 4.. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
> > in boxing, but none of them really that serious.?
> > 5.. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> > expect the same thing again.?
> > 6.. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't 
>like
> > it.  In fact you can see it all over their faces.?
> > 7.. At the rowing medal ceremony: oh, isn't that nice, the wife of the
> > IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.?
> > 8.. Soccer commentator: Gulian Dicks is everywhere.  It's like they're
> > got eleven Dicks on the field.?
> >  9.. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
> > that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
> > them?Oh my God, what have I just said??
> >
>
>

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