[Rhodes22-list] Forecast for Thursday

[brad haslett]

OK Wally, you asked for this one!

Man from NYC reads an article about bear hunting in
Tennessee and thinks that would be fun.  He steps off
the train in Knoxville and asks the stationmaster
where he can find a bear guide.  Not knowing anything
about bear hunting he also asks for some tips.

"Well, I'm not a bear hunter myself but I know you
need a good dog", replies the stationmaster.

"Who sells dogs around?

"Old man McCullah's got some, just make sure you get
one with a big asshole!"

"What does that have to do with being a good bear
dog?" the New Yorker asks.

"Don't reckon I really know, just know the best ones
have really big ones".

The man asks McCullah to show him some dogs and he
brings out one that he assures him is the best.

"Turn him around, I want to look at him from behind" 
McCullah spins the dog around and displays an anal
port about the size of a dime.

"I'm no dumbass, that's no bear dog, look at how small
his asshole is!"

"Relax boy, this dogs a two season dog, he comes with
a wrench.  We got him tightened down for squirrel"

Brad Haslett
"CoraShen"


--- Wally Buck <tnrhodey at hotmail.com> wrote:

> Ed,
> 
> Dogs are not allowed for deer hunts in TN but they
> do allow them for bear 
> hunts. The dogs sniff out the bear and if everything
> goes right they chase 
> the bear up the tree and bark. The hunter shoots the
> cornered bear. Not much 
> skill involved but that is the way it is done.
> 
> Several years ago I read in our local paper about a
> couple of bear hunters 
> out with their dogs. The dogs did their job and
> chased a bear up the tree. 
> The hunter shot the bear. The dead bear fell out of
> the tree landing on top 
> of and  killing his $1400 dog.
> 
> Wally
> 
> 
> >From: "ed kroposki" <ekroposki at charter.net>
> >Reply-To: The Rhodes 22 mail list
> <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> >To: "'The Rhodes 22 mail list'"
> <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> >Subject: RE: [Rhodes22-list] Forecast for Thursday
> >Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 17:38:59 -0400
> >
> >Grayson:
> >
> >Evidentially you are not from the south.  Steve's
> methods and styles are
> >traditional redneck.  That includes probably more
> than 50% of the males
> >below the Mason Dixon line.
> >
> >In case you do not fully appreciate what is going
> on, it is deer harvest,
> >thinning the herds so that we do not have a disease
> problem during the
> >winter.  In my hunting zone, the bag limit is 5,
> but not more than two at
> >once.
> >
> >In my zone, dogs to round up deer are not allowed,
> but they are in many
> >zones to help the process.
> >
> >Even with this the deer herds are increasing.  In
> recent years car deer
> >incidents are increasing. Deer damage to crops and
> home shrubs is
> >increasing.
> >
> >If you like venison, come to South Carolina and
> help.  Or are you a
> >vegetarian?
> >
> >Ed K
> >
> >
> >
> >
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